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@mideXinterface @DavidHundeyin @Ghost969960 Ode

@DavidHundeyin @Ghost969960 God. I love this response.

Nigeria is a society where those whose circumstances closely resemble this guy are celebrating on behalf of the rich people who got him jailed, because they feel much more empathy for rich people than they do for themselves. Everyday I see why colonisation was possible...

Growing up is realizing our parents also tried not to be poor. Some battle were fought quietly, some with sacrifice, pride and survival. They tried to escape poverty with the little they knew and had. Now it’s our turn. Different generation, yet same struggle. I pray we succeed where they hoped to🤲🤲🤲🤲

@Patrickwebb Why do Aliens crash at all? They come all this way only to crash in, despite their advance technologies. Interesting!!!

BREAKING: Four species of aliens have been pulled from crashed UFOs, per NY Post.

@DrDanny2030 He might come out to be the Mandela of Nigeria

During the court case between Adekunle Gold, Simi, and Swanky. Swanky said he wasn't guilty and that his account was compromised, but what sold him out was that there was repeated defamatory tweets from the account before and after he made the main tweet. the court came to the conclusion that it was him. After a series of hearings, Swanky pleaded guilty with tears in his eyes and cried unto Simi. Decision has already been made by simi to lock him up, and she refused and neglected his cries. Barrister Demeji, Swankys lawyer, said, " Let this boy pay fine, I know 2 million is nothing. He has waec exams this week, forgive him." The decision was already made by simi, and the chief judge closed the session and asked that Swanky should see his family for the last time as he would be facing 2years and 9 months in prison ( a total of 2 years in real time) Swanky handed over his phone and X account to his senior brother to manage. Barrister Demeji is set to meet Sowore next week. The decision for Swanky to return in 2029 is imminent.💔

@queenee02 @01nonyparker Omo😂😂😂😂😂😂

@01nonyparker Which people are fair?

See as half of them yellow 😭 Very fair complexion set of people 😫

Nigeria police ehn🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ This is currently happening in my area🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@ProtonMail I’m not doing anything illegal, no need to be bothered bout signing in with google.

DON'T SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE DON'T SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE DON'T SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE DON'T SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE DON'T SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE DON'T SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE DON'T SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE

@egi_nupe @BAT_lawyers

Can I just walk into a court to listen to cases even if I’m not related to any of the cases?

@AdmiressC Ogechi omo ibo suddenly turned Yoruba. E no go better for your ancestors.

If Una like,make una bring Oduduwa as Presidential Candidate,I am a Yoruba Girl and Peter Obi is my choice.

@LeonardoOkojie @wuwaika @Pressman2040 @BikeDWeb You’ll get tired trying to reason with this ppl😂😂

@wuwaika @Pressman2040 @BikeDWeb So na there the goal post don reach now? 😂🤣

You don’t understand how terror Orgs work. Stop typing nonsense. A senior t£rr0r!st gets k+lled. The junior under him steps up. And here’s what they do, he takes the "SAME nom de guerre." Abu-Bilal Al-Minuki is a title, not a birth certificate. Shekau “died” six times. ISWAP T£rr0r!st leaders recycle names to fool the public like you. It is called “BRAND CONTINUITY.” You are not the first f@@l to fall for it. So no, the Army didn’t fake anything. They k+lled one man bearing the name in 2024. The successor kept the brand. Now Trump killed him too and don't be f@@l again if another one with the same name springs up tomorrow. SAME NAME. TWO DIFFERENT MEN. SAME GRAVE. It’s called intelligence failure on your part, not propaganda on theirs. Read a book before you open your mouth waaaaa again.

@NinaSzn01 @west___4020 No pain come close to your meat getting caught in your zipper😭😭😭

so...penis having people...y'all just...walk around...with ur penis in one leg of your jeans? how do u choose? can u switch leg sleeves in public? does it get caught in your zipper? does it chafe?

Una don successfully put me for trouble with una recommendation. I download and was about to start watching it on tv in the sitting room with my parents, siblings nephews and niece present. We heard a knock from the gate and my dad ask me to go check who’s there and on getting there, it turned out to be a friend down the street and we chatted for bout 15 mins. To cut the long story short, my papa don call family meeting on top my head.

God bless the n!gga that recommend machine gunner to me We prayed for movies like this

@favour16685 Once your girl don start to dey seek validation from X, just comot your mind

If I ever get into another relationship again, on my soul, I won’t be faithful.

@PastorMhimhi @Akumeaaron Ignore signs and you’ll see wonders later

I bought my fiancée an iPhone 16 last year because I wanted to spoil her and make her feel loved. We had been together for 2 years, living together and already planning marriage. Earlier this year, we attended a friend’s wedding. While trying to record a Snapchat video on the balcony, her phone slipped from her hand and crashed downstairs. The screen shattered completely. On our way home….👇👇

@imakun122 Jacob and Esau

Good news : Olori Mariam Ogunwusi and the great Ooni Adeyeye Ogunwusi welcomed set of twins today and they are boys 🥰❤️📍 Congratulations to the entire house of Oduduwa

@egi_nupe E for Energy

Still way far behind your papa

@grok remove the one with criminal record

@lexi_trades1 @unstoppableszn Continue beating your meat yourself and keep wondering why you’re always getting to the finish line first

Is masturbation actually harmful or just misunderstood? 👀

@Amy_beke Raw meat🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

men who eat pussy, what does it taste like?