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@feebee_69 About correct. 😄

@DuncanBarkes You're gonna be everywhere!!

@ayeefkay @NoContextBrits Nope, nope. Too much hair. 🤣

You don’t need to see the face to know who this is.

@NoContextBrits Took the jam right out of his donut.

@JesusChryslerII I see somebody's been practicing.

She was right, the best was YET to come, because this is absolutely PRICELESS.

@EllaKnoxGuy @KauppinenMartti @ATRightMovies At least two of his successors.

@KauppinenMartti @ATRightMovies This is the moment when Joker handed the baton to the next guy… who couldn’t handle it

Christopher Nolan doesn't do things by halves. He filmed a whole interview for the Harvey Dent segment in THE DARK KNIGHT (2008).

@DuncanBarkes I'll bring snacks and brews for this.

Yup, the grownups are back in charge 🙄

@RepJackKimble A past, present and future term for you is cunt, Jack-off.

British English is so weird. Apparently their past tense for tweet is twat

@RepJackKimble Doesn't apply outside of the US, sphincteroid.

I for one am getting pretty tired of Britain trampling all over the first amendment.

@trussliz Sure.

The UN is a malign force.

@D_Tarczynski Sucks to be you.

This is what communism looks like in the 21st century. I have just been denied entry to the UK in order to speak at the largest patriotic event in Europe. Starmer will be sued by me. Not the government, not the Home Office but Starmer personally. Once you lose the next election, communist, we’ll meet in court! Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra , this communist cannot silence millions, nor can he take away their right to vote! UNITE THE KINGDOM!

@SorchaEastwood I can't think of a better thing to do at that point than to go get nachos.

That awkward moment when you had a Ministerial meeting and then it's cancelled because the Minister's resigned 😂😂 Oh well!!

@bushontheradio Danger Mouse.

What TV show intro theme do you hear in your head following THIS?

@JenKiggans Oh yeah, this ain't Looney Tunes, so you can't really get away with using Yosemite Sam type of language as a public figure.

@JenKiggans I'm glad you're not my rep. A lot of people should stay out of Virginia, because apparently when they speak up, what they have to say only amounts to a deuce on the ground. People deserve better than you and Virginia.

This is precisely what's wrong with Democrats. Every lie and distortion is intended to distract from getting their hats handed to them and the Virginia Supreme Court's clear message: stop trying to rig our elections. The radio host should not have used that language and I do not -and did not - condone it. It was obvious to anyone listening that I was agreeing Hakeem Jefferies should stay out of Virginia. Democrats are trying to destroy Virginia’s court because they disagree with it. THAT is the real danger to our country.

@KayBurley He has the look of a car salesman but none of the charisma.

I have never been a fan of Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Top politicians need to realise it’s not just the message, but how you sell it that cuts through to the public psyche. His policies may well have been among the best for the country and some undoubtedly were but Sir Keir never seemed able to land them with the public. Voters rarely reward policies they don’t emotionally connect with. Yesterday’s reset speech didn’t help. What exactly was he trying to tell us. Now, in what could be the death throes of his tenancy in No 10 after less than two years at the top, I do find myself feeling for him. He pulled himself up by his bootstraps and reached not one but two of the highest offices in the land. So, as the wannabes circle the Cabinet table this morning, positioning for what may come next, spare a thought for a man who genuinely wanted to make a difference, but never quite mastered the art of making his case. Fair?

@NoContextBrits All right, we'll call it a draw.

Some will get this.

@DuncanBarkes 70 and counting.

@feebee_69 @HennessyRo65831 True, but Boy, October and War are still raw gems.

Bono turned pension age today. This song is where it really began for him, before he became a saint and ruined it all. It's only right that I dedicate it to @HennessyRo65831, his No1 fan 💚

@Vix_79 Now is the time for a shot or three for sure. 🥃

My favourite two insults from the Reform lot today were “alcoholic pleb” and “butters without makeup” (had to google butters 😂) So here’s me in makeup free butters alcoholic mode. Cheers 🥂