Snakes of Chase

Our owner spends all his money on pictures of baseball players instead of ACTUAL BASEBALL PLAYERS

@K1Burner_ @SleeperDbacks Reds have tie breaker on us, but we have tie breaker on the Mets

@SleeperDbacks We gotta remember that we need to finish one game above, both the Mets and reds have the tie breaker

*exhales* Snakes still alive. 1 game back. 5 to go.

LAAAAAAARRRRYYYYY

@GoldyHappens Golden opportunity to rip Torey- What are we doing intentionally walking the winning run? Shohei A+ base stealer and you have mookie/freddie behind… gotta pitch to him

I get it’s Ohtani but I don’t think you should ever intentionally put the winning run on base

D-backs snuck away with the win there but how do you intentionally walk the go-ahead run into scoring position? Torey Lovullo is that scared of Ryan McMahon?

Ever seen a pitcher this pissed to finish 6 scoreless with an inning-ending double play? I love Merrill Kelly

KETEL STEP BACK HESI

If you told me that through 23 games: - Ketel Marte 8 GP *Tawa/Hampson .185/.130 - Eugenio Suarez .156 - Lourdes Gurriel .177 - Gabriel Moreno .220 - Jose Hererra .130 - Jake McCarthy .073 - Starting rotation ERA near 5.0 I would’ve guessed the Diamondbacks were 6-17

@GoldyHappens He should’ve let Herrera take the AB. Putting in Moreno for a right on right matchup would be even worse than pinch hitting Jake

The #DBacks have lost their first series in DC since 2017, typical Torey disaster class late in ball games. Pinch hitting 2-3 Herrera w/ HR for 0-19 Jake WHEN Moreno would enter the game anyways at C is dumb and pathetic by Torey but it is what it is and always will be

Not having Ketel especially hurts when opposing managers can bring in lefties against Corbin without having to face a right-handed Ketel the very next at bat

@GoldyHappens time to change the profile pic. We need to mix up the vibes

Don’t run on Gabby

There’s always a chance the D-backs underperform but on paper this is: -best lineup since 2001 -best pitching rotation since 2001 -best bullpen in D-back history

The original torpedo bat

This team was never going to do shit even if Torey pressed all the right buttons. 3 NL teams in the history of the League championship era (since 1969) won back-to-back pennants.

Torey isn’t a perfect manager but to think we will pick someone off the street that’s better is a bit naive. He also had the clubhouse’s buy-in which is much more important than people realize

We give Torey a ton of blame but the 2023 D-backs would kick the shit out of this year’s team. His team massively underperformed (Carroll, Perdomo, Thomas) or battled injury (Marte, Walker) and they still cleared their 83.5 win total by 5 wins

I’m rewatching the 2023 d-backs run instead of the playoffs this year

Johnny Hustle literally died watching Nimmo jog to 1st base on that double play