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@r0hanF @RepublicOfWales Makes me laugh when people say that Madri is shit and Cruzcampo is much better. Cruzcampo here in Spain is the cheapest, nastiest beer served. If Madri is Carling, then Cruzcampo is Skol.

@RepublicOfWales Cruzcampo, now that’s where it’s at

No. It’s Carling just superbly marketed. Stick a geezer on the logo that look like Tyson Fury and sell it as a trendy Spain lager…. ….brewed in Burton.

@SelhurstJon @PintsBeauty Both great summer beers, Estrella just edges it for me

@SnakeyBlakeyz @PintsBeauty True, but the best beer ever is Alahambra Reserva 1925

I had to double take when I saw the price...€1.50 for an ice cold pint of Estrella Damm in Lanzarote 🇪🇸 We really do get robbed over here 😒

@8Yards8Feet @GrahamSmyth @lufcstats This is assuming that there is an equal chance of each match being a home win, draw or away win, which they clearly aren't.

Leeds United - There are only 8 games left which matter. Each of these have 3 possible outcomes, so there are 6,561 permutations (3^8). Leeds are promoted in 2,592 of them, rely on goal difference in 945, and enter the playoffs in 3,024. @GrahamSmyth @lufcstats

Leeds United - There are only 9 games left which matter. Each of these have 3 possible outcomes, so there are 19,683 permutations (3^9). Leeds are promoted in 8,460 of them, rely on goal difference in 3,059, and enter the playoffs in 8,164. @GrahamSmyth @AllStatsArentWe

@DaftLimmy Pictures of Matchstick Men by Status Quo/Francis Rossi

Can you think of a song where you were surprised that the singer wrote it?

@TotallyLeeds Change Enzo to Farke and Daka to Bamford in all of these tweets and you basically have Leeds twitter.

Good to see Leicester fans are taking the loss well...😏

@PicturesFoIder Imagine not knowing that this is photoshopped ragebait.

uhhh what??

@marshyleeds So the big update is more speculation, from a traditionally terrible source. 🤡

Joe Rodon's impact at Leeds has been significant and amid the growing clamour for his services, TEAMtalk has been told there is a strong chance the defender WILL make his loan stay permanent regardless of what division Leeds are in next season. Details 👇 teamtalk.com/news/leeds-sig…

@lufcstats For me this has to be one of your best ever stats. Stops the inevitable lazy cliches dead in their tracks!

@TEAMtalk Save you a click...no price tag has been set, it is just Carlton Palmer of all people, speculating that the fee would be around 30-40m.

🔵❎ Chelsea have been warned they face a very difficult talk in persuading Leeds to sell Crysencio Summerville as staggering asking price is set. Details ⬇️ #CFC #LUFC teamtalk.com/news/chances-o…

@MDLopezMD Imagine being this entitled. Walk. Ask a family member to walk. Ask the child to walk with a friend, or share a lift. The world does not owe you a favour.

Tomorrow my kid is to be at Princess Caroline's Battery by 09:00 for a School trip. Tomorrow at least one child will not be able to attend as they have no transport and there's no Public transport either other than Paying a Taxi (x4 ways) and no financial means. So they will stay home as school said they can't be at school either 😱 **Solution**: can the DoFE look into a Trip coach available to all schools via booking to allow those without means to have access to education? @cortes_john can this be looked into? This negatively impacts the child, not only education but Mental Health too. They get left out and adds to shame. Access to Ed needs a level playing field for all, not just those that can afford it. If this solution is in place can we find out why isn't it being used? Or why is there no alternative arrangements for those that can't attend? (Like going to school). Not to mention I need to also drop off another child at StJ lower.. difficult. 🙏🏻I know if anyone can look into this @cortes_john you would. #Solutions #Gibraltar #MentalHealth #Education

@lufcstats You are forgiven...what an absolutely insane game of football.

@PhilHay_ Georginio playing like prime Premier League version of himself

HT: Leeds 0 Leicester 1. #lufc

@mhbecerranfl @LUFCMOTcom He wasnt from the academy, he came to us from Drogheda via Home Farm

@LUFCMOTcom If Gary Kelly is " Modern era" (he plays with Woodgate, Smith and Milner...) no doubt he his. Great Player, great pro, great guy... one club men... did not jump out of the boat when we go down... 700+matches played, perennial Irish international...

QUESTION: Who is our best academy product from the modern era? 🤔 #LUFC

@Joey7Barton Snatch of the Day

You honestly couldn’t write this…🤣🤣🤣

@BenHopeAJBass @PhilHay_ He has said nothing of the sort, and would happily take the 3-0 loss right now.

Swansea have been absolutely filleted. Their defence very much been reduced to met-for-the-first-time-tonight mode. In the midst of so much travelling and so many long away trips, that half is manna from heaven for Farke. #lufc

@GBCNewsroom It's because they keep getting caught.

Morale within RGP 'at an all time low' according to survey by Police Federation gbc.gi/news/morale-wi…

@GBCNewsroom @AndrewRosindell Hopefully he agrees to stay away from Primary schools too.

Long time friend of Gibraltar @AndrewRosindell arrested on suspicion of sexual offences and misconduct in public office has been totally exonerated following a lengthy investigation by the Metropolitan Police. He had agreed to stay away from Parliament during this time.

@M145Darren @icyestretro

@icyestretro @icyestretro have you seen the new liabilty limits Boyles have implemented in shops?

@lufcstats And a bonus stat to boot 💙💛🤍