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@oreoeocat Taffy

Looking for a name for a bad decision 🥰 he’s an albino palmetto corn snake

@oreoeocat Rude to leave a bad review imo like were they expecting Monkey to speak English?

Hi! I’ve gotten a few bad reviews on Cameo, and I think it’s for using text-to-speech. I’ve seen other cat accounts do this, and I was struggling to finish a video without messing up the voiceover. If you’ve ordered a Cameo and you aren’t satisfied, I would be happy to redo it!

@fIametrooper I sit on this digital clutter like a dragon hoard but with zero intention of getting through it all. I just have to keep it Just In Case I Want It Later

talking abt things like digital clutter trying to get through my tumblr likes even tho its been 10 yrs and i have 10,000+ likes or clearing my twitter bookmarks 600 webcomics in my 'to read' list spotify archive ik its not realistic and that the only answer is to drop it but

next big step in "Bettering Myself" journey is to learn how to separate my ocd from unrealistic things bc they stress me out so much yet im convinced i can get through them. which stresses me out more bc i literally cant and it wastes all my time that could be spent otherwise.

@adastroworld “Women don’t get off from penetrative sex so you should just go down on them beforehand” is a curse and a plague

@adastroworld What’s the over under on me being the first slutty woman to weigh in too

@oreoeocat “THAT’S MY RUG. I DON’T KNOW YOU.”

Some progress. I’ve been leaving the door open so they can communicate through the gate OR jump over it. Monkey was growling in the last two lol

@oreoeocat I was just about to ask how the haunted doll is adjusting

In notification hell so sorry if I haven’t seen or responded to anything! Monkey is feeling better today. Zoe is still scared!

@jbaby4788 @bigrackspart7 I read The Signature of All Things because of this and I’ve had a lot of thoughts about her ever since that align pretty well with whatever is going on here

@bigrackspart7 Elizabeth Gilbert? The two-time guest on My Brother, My Brother and Me?

@oreoeocat Sorry :<

Some of yall have such interesting usernames. It’s really fun to post cat pics and then get thousands of notifications from people with names like “cuckold jones” and “furious George”

@Olas_Truth I used to work with kids with hearing loss and regularly all they got was to sit at the front of the class and STILL we had to fight for every single kid every single school year bc so many teachers refused to let them sit close so they could hear. School admins didn’t care.

"I just want everyone to get along and be nice and maybe we can be friends with the weird humans and love each other and bake biscuits and play with mices and stuff" -the gray one

@Jimmyjo0n465 @MxInevitable You don’t have to find it funny, I’m just telling you that it’s the other way around. Whether you approve of using that tone to discuss it is up to you but he’s not a Zionist

@SnapdragonSynd @MxInevitable I don't find that funny? Lol. It looks really bad without that context ☠️

Remember when you denied the deliberate eugenic genocide against disabled ppl

@Jimmyjo0n465 @MxInevitable “Birthright enjoyer” is sarcastic, he hosts Bad Hasbara.

@MxInevitable His bio says birthright enjoyer so they got an immediate block from me, what a piece of shit

@ro_wren @sound_within @Elf_Chaser The number of MCAT test spots, medical schools, spots within those medical schools, and spots in residencies are controlled via regulation and funding. In essence the US government sets the exact number of doctors that can be trained every year.

@sound_within @Elf_Chaser By what mechanism? Who is they? How did Reagan play into this? I'm not trying to be a pest, am asking in good faith.

@adastroworld @peligrietzer I think you may be forgetting a significant amount of the run time and most of the overarching themes for this one, yes lmao

Is there a movie that is very scary but doesn't prominently depict suffering? Scary movies sound really fun but watching even-fictional people sobbing from fear and/or pain makes me feel sad

@IheardalittleT @1littlepiglet Yeah this

@1littlepiglet my doctors are nicer when I look decent :/

i always get so shocked when chronically ill people wear makeup to their doctors appointments, like, does your doctor not just immediately write you off and send you on your way? cause whenever i used to wear makeup they’d just tell me i was fine

@fletc117 I fostered a litter of 5 Siamese kittens last year and this was my life for months. But because I’m a sucker and a fool I kept three so it’s my life with adult screams still. 10/10 recommend having cats that talk to you a lot it rules

Per request, here are MoonPies babies harmonizing 🎤🎶

@fIametrooper I got sooo good at this with my grandma dog, the BIGGEST medicine hater, and now use it on my cats too. After a couple times they all realize it’s not bad and most even associate it with treats now and happily come for pill time!

@fIametrooper If you do the uncomfortable bit (opening mouth and putting shooter in) real quick and don’t like hold onto their head for too long, then give a snack, they tend to chill out about it and get more cooperative. Vs with a nasty taste where I feel like they only fight more w/time.

stubborn girl refuses to accept treats like churu and cream cheese bc i have already ruined her trust in them