Snappy Gomez

Hot take: If you're on the bus and you sit on the seat next to the aisle when you could sit next to the window to let someone else sit down but you don't want to, you're an asshole.

@ATRightMovies Jeffrey Dahmer?? I LOVE THAT GUY!!

@GymFiesta Tonic

The hidden truth about the 🌽 industry no one mentions...

@realDonaldTrump why are you a giant piece of shit?

@Joshstrangehill You Harvard Eggheads did it again

This ep was based on 3 simple premises that worked amazingly well together: 1) What if Homer got a new boss who actually gave him respect? 2) What if boss was James Bond villain but his evil plan is only in BG? 3) What if Bond villain was a jeans wearing Silicon Valley type?

@realDonaldTrump you a bitch

@BabyMichaelax Hi

F*CK IT sending my JOI video to everyone who says ‘hi’ 😤

@realDonaldTrump dumb ass piece of shit

@realDonaldTrump so... You're just going fully insane or demented and not doing your job.

@realDonaldTrump so you're just a racist piece of shit, right?

@realDonaldTrump why is your office incompetent?

@grok @Blue_flim_ZZ @sweetgirljasie @grok who is this actress?

@grok @Blue_flim_ZZ @sweetgirljasie @grok it is not Kira noir can you research again?

@Blue_flim_ZZ @sweetgirljasie @grok who is this actress

I made it with the scene. #RIPOzzyOsbourne #RIPOzzy

-Get me "Crazy Train"! -We can't afford the rights. -Then get me his nonunion Mexican equivalent -Listen, "locomotora loca"... #RIPOzzyOsbourne #RIPOZZ 🦇

@realDonaldTrump so, you're just a stupid fuck who doesn't know anything and bronzes himself with a bad tan right?

That always bugged the shit out of me.

🚨BREAKING🚨Trump administration did not impose tarrifs on Uruguay because they thought it said U-R-Gay and was removed from the list for being too "woke" and DEI