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@SecKennedy We held big tobacco to account... why should this be different?

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@KASM_Capital they were negative gamma going in. hence the flush day before. explain to us. to me.

$SPY ripped 3% today. Most people saw the move. Almost nobody understood why. It was a gamma squeeze — and you could see it coming hours before it happened. Here’s how.

Lol

@VolSignals @Copernicus2013 You think they should get rid of 0DTE calls. It's what causes the feedback loop no? Cause we are setting up for a true mess. Vix does spilke donald or no donald...

@Copernicus2013 They do not buy/ buy MMs do buy back shorts presumably but it is well distributed across a liquid EOD delta market Covered this in today’s video

IMPACT CHECK Tomorrow's 6475 Put is 90 delta it's losing Charm influence (passive selling) as it becomes more like 'Call Wing' (10d call) Remaining sell pressure 35k puts fully hedged = 70k futures short at -90 delta there's only 7k futures left to sell before it's done.

@Shepdog69138782 @Copernicus2013 @VolSignals Volsignals was dead on. We just have Donald, the x factor.. Which he said it on his video proper. Respect. Donald is also why if I do not hold anything overnight. I would have stroked out years ago! It's actually made me better and more vigilant Trader. But good day for sure!

@Copernicus2013 @SnarkWrench @VolSignals Well, it worked out for you. Congrats. Hope you're taking profits here as it's likely to be a 1-day wonder.

Short-gamma + VIX backwardation + razor-thin liquidity = classic mechanical feedback loop. We’re starting April 1st deep below the gamma flip. Price drops → delta shifts hard positive on short puts (gamma = change in delta) → MMs puke futures into every downtick. Pure pro-cyclical loop in this 3rd-percentile liquidity environment where any volume will be phantom and the “trap door” is the only logical exit. It’s not a normal “trend.” VIX backwardation confirms the structural stress. I’m staying away the first 90 minutes tomorrow.

What matters are sentiment and positions.. if they are not aligned with the geopolitical environment then there is convergence.. but if people have been shorting and hedging and the sentiment is already pretty poor, we can rally on technical flows if CTAs and macros don’t have any more to sell

Lol what $SPY, I’m still holding calls and will out tomorrow or Wednesday.

@tonitrades_ @JohnLoc18 Not if your deep ITM

@JohnLoc18 Holding through volatility takes guts for sure. But SPY options lose value fast when the market just sits still - time decay hurts calls even without a drop.

@PliskinSnak3 @VolSignals That would be because you are right. Volume candles say it all.

@VolSignals I see this type of shit and immediately think “sounds like someone’s looking for some retail exit liquidity”

JPM estimates $65bn in equity buying for the quarter-end rebalancing trade tomorrow. Take it with a grain of salt- but here are their estimates dating back to Mar22

@CheddarFlow spy jumped 6 bucks last ten minutes? Nice discount for whoever

Someone added MILLIONS worth of OTM $SPY puts 10 minutes before the closing bell

@JohnLoc18 nooo dont be tin cup. Bottoms cant find the bottoms right now

@TiffanyFong I always take a day off after a bad one. Quicksand

i’m still sick - what’re your comfort movie/show recommendations?

@TiffanyFong how did you not dump em first thing at open. Even with Jpowell you had to know

@TiffanyFong HA how do you come up with these. Fucking brilliant. love em 🤠

i’ve never had anal, but i know what it feels like.

@Polymarket dumb question--- why cant they airlift shit out daily. Look what we did to feed germany after ww2. Get some kc110 tankers running non stop.

BREAKING: U.S. officials & Wall Street analysts are now reportedly preparing for the possibility of $200 oil.

@PeloSwing Netflix raises prices across all streaming plans. How tye mighty fall. Only a matter of time

$QQQ WHALE BUY: $12 Million of 4/17 $569 Puts Bought-To-Open

@AshCrypto @grok why and what impact will it have

🇺🇸 US Fed will inject $14,700,000,000 into the economy next week to improve liquidity.

@JohnLoc18 yeaaa just like last weekend. wwait

$SPY opens at 630 for now, see you tomorrow

@JohnLoc18 what are you holding going into open

I never made over $450,000 yet but they show my loss is 57%, weird ass broker.

lmao goat