ppl be like "don't use soap on cast iron" if ur shit is seasoned right soap isn't gonna matter but have fun eating carbon and rotten food particles i guess
waking up to a war starting wasn't on the bingo card but tbh at this point i think i lost my bingo card like a mcdonald's napkin out the window on the high way maaaybe like 2 days into the year. the world is chaos and i'm uncomfortable
i love when you're in the process of moving out and your room mate decides to become the worst possible version of herself to give you a happy send off.
bitch literally ate the entire valentine's day cake travis got me yesterday over the course of 24 hours. A WHOLE CAKE
older gen z and younger millennials are cursed so deeply by the wrath of seth macfarlane that basically all of our unconscious stims are early family guy and american dad quotes. it's.... unfortunate.
your great aunt will share an AI photo of a 110 year old woman making her own birthday cake with peach cream filling and say "heartwarming 🥰😍" but then go under a very real video of epstein being friendly with trump and go "i don't know seems like AI to me!"