Mortimer Brewster

And that's the way it is... Or, was. #WTactualF?

Nick Reiner in a suicide prevention vest in court a short while ago. Sketches: Mona Edwards

What a sad, sad 24 hours. Brown University Sydney Australia Sweet 16 in Brooklyn Michelle and Rob Reiner As my partner Chuck D says,,, I would rather live in peace than rest in peace.

@LauraLoomer @CodyAIFanatic You're disgusting.

@CodyAIFanatic I’m not religious

Rob Reiner was a loser. Naturally, his son was also a loser, and he got addicted to drugs and allegedly murdered his parents. Looks like Rob should’ve spent more time parenting & less time spreading Russia conspiracy hoaxes about President Trump. I stand with President Trump.

@LauraLoomer You need to F all the way OFF.

Every evening, right before sunset, he appears at my door like a tiny furry gentleman. Not my cat… but he has absolutely decided that my house is his second home. He hops onto the counter, sits perfectly upright, and stares at me with those wide, polite eyes— the kind that say, “Hello, human. I have arrived for my daily dose of affection.” At first, I thought he was just curious. But now? Now he walks in like he owns the place, rubs his head on every corner, and acts shocked—SHOCKED—if I don’t immediately greet him like royalty. He doesn’t ask for food. He doesn’t ask for treats. He only asks for one thing… love. A soft touch behind the ears, a gentle scratch under the chin, and he melts—purring so loud my whole kitchen vibrates. And when he finally leaves, he always pauses at the door, looking back at me as if to say, “Don’t worry… I’ll be back tomorrow. I love you too, human.” Honestly? He’s not my cat… but somehow, he’s become part of my heart anyway. ❤️🐱 Credit - it's me penny . .

@RealHousewifeMi Chili

I have 3lbs of ground beef defrosted and zero motivation to make dinner. We don’t eat out because it’s way too expensive. Even McDonald’s for one meal for our whole family is too much so that is not an option. Spam me with ideas as to what to make with it for dinner. 4 kids (3 of which are teenage boys)

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@half_straycat Reservoir Cats

Oreo and Marshmallow walking side by side 🖤🤍 Doesn't it look like a scene from a movie? 🎞️🎬🎥

Absolutely insane. We are abandoning Europe. And doing so in the middle of a raging war on that continent, which threatens the very essence of the post-WWII order. Ceding the field to Russia and China. But, also telling the EU how to regulate Twitter. The gall is unmitigated.

The Supreme Court has decided to decide whether part of the Constitution is in the Constitution.

@DiRealSolly "Same day delivery," my ass. Stopped buying ANYTHING on @Amazon and @WholeFoods for over a month. Only shopping local. It's not easy, but I'm determined not to give @JeffBezos one more penny of my hard earned money.

Amazon Prime is not “Priming” enough for me. Packages arrive whenever the hell they want to.

Do some homework before you make a fool of yourself. My dad LOATHED trump.

white house tweet deleted, audio on tik tok has been muted… sabrina carpenter you have already won the 2028 presidential election

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

NY 4:59 pm

Karoline Leavitt: “You’re either a U.S. citizen or not. You can’t be a U.S. citizen and a citizen of another country.” Community Notes: Melania Trump and Baron Trump have dual citizenship: the U.S. and Slovenia. They should leave.

Slimey’s snoozing! Our little pal has hit the hay after a big Thanksgiving day.🧡🥧🍂

Evidently if you post the word Thanksgiving, the like button becomes a turkey. So Happy Thanksgiving!

One of the most rotten days of the year is almost here, Trashgiving! YUCK! Heh-heh-heh.