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Brb buying a grain of rice off Wish in exchange for my pinkie toe

Reminded me there's a version where Patrick struggles against the G&W match up

My Uber driver rn is drinking milk out of a Pringles can. I wish I was making that up

Today my coworker asked if i ever went to chucky cheese as a kid and i said "yeah i wanted to fuck the rat" and he just didnt respond

Masturbating to an episode of teletubbies

i don’t even fucking care anymore

@Mikehomeseller Side 1 is 10/10, side 2 just feels like a collection of B sides

My current spin is one that a lot of fans don’t like. I have liked it since it came out. What are your favorite tracks? #mikesquestions #Genesis

How do you tell someone they look like they smell like slim jims

@MarPaws Average Barq experience

Why are some furries so mean at times for no reason? I'm just trying to get some more friends 😓 This was on barq:

Don’t even play with me.

@AugistBear Been there, done that. Its an awful thing to experience. Always panicked that youre unwell, only for it to manifest and actually do damage to your body....

Been kinda quiet lately because of anxiety about my health, due to a few different reasons, but I’m happy to say that I have been thoroughly checked and I am fine! I think the anxiety and stress of my hypochondria has been taking a horrible physical toll on my body.

A nice walk on a crisp snowy night with a close friend and some smooth gentle ambient music playing would fix me tbh

Smearing apple butter all in my taint

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I wish someone thought about me as much as the entire state of Michigan seems to think about clowning on Ohio all the time

Another year closer to dirty 30 Time needs to slow tf down 😭

@AugistBear Simp

What if I farted