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Check out my rotventions, just spitballing.

@dawg_vader - dickhead

@kanyewest Thank you

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

Hey Macklemore… can we go goy slopping?

Why is a second being #2 but a second is one second?

Should put the next Delta force raid on pay per view

Just described and email signature as “clean” God it’s so fucking over

Having #ufc at the White House is such a great representation of America. People from all different races and backgrounds gathered in one place to beat the shit out of each other. How beautiful.

This is what cleaning your ears with a Q tip feels like

So anyway the ai Bigfoot vlog space is ripe for disruption

Used to jerk off in my closet to be quieter and more secretive

One squirrel and it’s all over

When I was real little, I thought down syndrome people were just the same dude I kept seeing everywhere

Just make the soap into a bar bro @hottakes77

Rubbing cue chalk on the tip of your dick before you fuck #CBTM

What’s your all time lowest steps per day?

Can we just stop all current wars and agree to take it out on India

@hottakes77 You definitely thought you were cooking with this one

Rock *looking at scissors* turns to paper and says “Yo, this guy bothering you?”

@thekendallroy Head so good she honor role

And one of these for the table thanks