Dan Prandy

@Official_BRFC A game of three halves!

A brace from Luke Thomas and a header from Ellis Harrison helps us to three points! 👊

@Official_BRFC That was awful to watch.

The game is equal at half-time.

If Sky Sports are serious about growing the game then they’ll replace Boyd and Sutton with Limmy Best bit of punditry to ever grace the beautiful game

They can’t park the bus

The first two yards are in his head

He knows the club

@elonmusk you are a knobhead lad.

Your club’s big summer signing

Such a lovely moment. 😢

"The club has to explore new strategic directions and we move on with heavy, but full hearts. What did I say Mehrdad?" "We still owe them the money we borrowed for our stake and nearly made an arse of that PSR shit so let's do one before we end up in a holdall"

Borat on my night sorted in hotel.. Training tomorrow #topgrafter

The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.

"one mcdonalds please"

"Southgate is his own harshest critic" yeah I don't think that will be true in about five minutes' time

Stephen Warnock’s BBC career just flashed before his eyes 😂

This week in 1986: Some magnificent Michael Laudrup vs Uruguay. Featuring: 👌 A classic kit 🥅 Glorious goal nets 🪄 A wizard at work

It’s 43 years since the ball dropped to Steve MacKenzie at Wembley... and he absolutely smeared it in. Lovely violence.