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@SniktFanboy
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Nuh-uh, I've read Superior Iron Man.
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐.@alloysavvy
Iโve decided to become evil.
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Glad to see I haven't changed one bit in six months. Today it's a hot pocket!
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐@SniktFanboy
Good ol greasy burger at 9 am. Yes, it's currently 10 am, but I kept it nice and warm in my pants.
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@alloysavvy Progress? Disgusting. If it can't zap a burrito or blow up some heads, I don't want to learn it.
But fine. In the name of my golden ticket.
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Good ol greasy burger at 9 am. Yes, it's currently 10 am, but I kept it nice and warm in my pants.
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Well mark me down as king of the gays.
Unhinged AO3 tags๐ชฆ๐๏ธ@unhingedA03
ah fuck, is it gay to kiss a man as hes bleeding out
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Life is meaningless, gonna start hitting on random people now.
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Ready to jump out of a cake for Steve Rogers' birthday! I'm saving the tricky step and just baking myself inside.
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Oo-wee-oo, I'm a walking avocado.
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@BritishSpida You're my new favourite.
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@SniktFanboy I meanโฆ I canโt say I endorse it totally. But, sure lmao!
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@BritishSpida The spider comes in limey now-?
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I mean Iโ โ
don't disagree?
๐ณ๐ถ๐ฎ๐จ๐ต@ravenousclaws
When the thighs want to be free, you gotta listen.
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@BritishSpida Well okay, but I'm literally gonna come splat the bad guys' brain goo on the outside.
Woo! Team up!
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@BritishSpida Gotta say, I'm *stunned* you aren't pleading me to stay home.
Has my reputation failed? So soon?
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@SniktFanboy Across the pond!!
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@BritishSpida Mr. International Illegal! I'm goin' abroad, baybee!
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@SniktFanboy Ok fine, grrr. Mr Illegal over here !๐
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@BritishSpida But they can't, that's illeeeeegal.
It's only for me! The illegal guy!
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@SniktFanboy I mean, legally yeahโฆ they still get em tho. You know?
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@BritishSpida A collector's edition! I want it!
Is it true ya can't have guns over there? That'd be great, your bad guys won't see me coming.
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@SniktFanboy I suppose the spider does then..
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@BritishSpida Sorry, comes dunked in tea with a side of scones. Better sounding order anyway.
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@agentheroism He went through all the trouble to bust in to the tower and no one is stopping him from just making coffee in their Keurig.
Someone needs to give him attention before he explodes. Jabs again.
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Jabs @agentheroism with the butt of a gun. He's holding the muzzle.
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