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“2026 is gonna be my year” Me in March realizing I’ve done absolutely nothing:

@Giovanna_Rave canada i guess

This 👇

“I'll call you in 5 mints” Me after an hour:

@Nexiraluv that energy is pure chaos 😂

@Nexiraluv love doesn’t get a cameo in this genre

Me: i love you Porn director: CUT what the fuck

@Akir_a997 yeah these are not funny jokes and never will be it hurts when people said this as a joke

Rape jokes are not funny and never will be

@TrillyxWonka she looks so beautiful and her dressing is so good

Latina tv moms had us tuning in every week 💃🔥

@Nexiraluv love scene turned horror scene

woke up and got ready for work then remembered it’s my day off 😭😭

@priest_099 That’s peak love and peak fear at the same time

i asked my grandpa, "after 75 years u still call grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. what's the secret?" grandpa: "i forgot her name 7 years ago and i'm scared to ask her."

@BigMo_tion Big facts wallet vs bills,

Your salary will compete with the cost of living

@Akir_a997 Facts some receipts just disappear into thin air

If somebody snitched they ass off no way you find this 😭💀

@AshE_Nuel emotionally exhausted but still surviving

She said I'm not doing anymore, i said ok, she said just just ok?, i said yes ok. She said you never loved me. I said OK o.

@juniorkingpp came through with intimidation only power fully shown without swinging

The fact that he ran up but didn’t murk nobody >>>. He was proving a point. If he wanted to he Could have ended y’all. Supreme bitch PERIOD. Stop caging wild animals

@heywyddua searching for that real energy

ohh, to be loved genuinely

@neckmar_ That curiosity level next-level horror detective

Younger me staring at the dead body in a movie to see if I can catch him/her breathing

@SAVAGERX23 Bro just out here turning feelings into a whole mood

the fact that Ed Sheeran be horny just don't sit right with me

@Vesper_2005 Every post gotta hit like it’s platinum

Posting on Instagram is like dropping an album

@dolla_bills7 Now it’s 50/50 but expectations still 100/100

Men used to be though like this but now they want to split the bill.