Dolly Fartin

I intend to die how I lived, being a horrible fucking nuisance.

Is hating on astrology a Virgo thing?

@TylerMahanCoe Do it you won’t

Gonna start an unplugged Nickelback tribute band called BareBack

@MiddleAgedGuySD @AP This is a world renowned person. It makes sense

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Walter C. Cole, better known as Darcelle XV, the iconic drag queen who performed for decades, has died of natural causes in Portland, Oregon, at 92. The Guinness Book of World Records named Darcelle the world’s oldest working drag performer in 2016. bit.ly/3K6Y1r5

@WokeHospice @AP You don’t even have to google it. You could look in the Guinness book of world records…

@AP Why is this news?

I look so gross a bartender just looked surprised and disappointed the fifty I paid with was real.

it’s so funny how the youth try to sound cool. My cousin was just telling his Xbox friends how he “drank half a six pack” bro, you had three white claws

@scrawnyshit My tattoos are terrible. Maybe I’ll get famous on Instagram!

@SnokeBreak Everybody on Instagram.

Stop celebrating fucking shit tattoos.

That time we went to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid but it was also 9/11 and they inexplicably put the memorial newscasts on the big screen in the fish-themed bowling alley

Day 12432 without sex: just got turned on from reading the word “doorknob.”

You ever look at someone and can just tell they listen to Yelawolf?

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Millennial thought of the day: wtf did people do before Venmo?

I feel so sorry for straight people for being straight. Like is life fun for you?

The day you become an aunt you are legally obligated to also become addicted to Diet Coke.

@ransackmiker 🙄

Nothing I’ve ever wanted has come naturally to me

One of The Wriggles is really fucking hot and and for the first time I’m glad I know people with young kids so I can watch it

@kurtisconner I would but it asked me to go hiking so I had to leave in the middle of the night

what the fuck does this mean

I feel old but not post a meme about wine with a minion on it old.