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@3_upmoon @CoolCatlovesyou Cool cat is not better than this.

@CoolCatlovesyou stop using ai cool cat :( youre better than this

"Cool Cat Topia" the Movie Cover

@uncledoomer I haven't seen anything about kissing yourself yet, so no.

wait is that guy just neil degrasse tyson but for clothes?

@larrymacdougall What the hell are pine martens doing fighting a "carrion shambler"? They should be fighting some beavers or squirrels or some shit.

Pine Marten forward elements engage carrion shambler at close range. Watercolour. Work on Gwelf book three continues. More soon. Tally Ho.

@RonnieFilyaw He's still in the holodeck :(

@jigglemaster420 @keithjohnstack Usually the wacky lesbians are wacky, so it's kind of funny when they have a mundane conversation about pickles.

@keithjohnstack i dont get it whats funny about this one

@David6081919901 @MrJoKeR604 But what was the issue with the new passports?

@MrJoKeR604 The thing is that morons such as yourself will be for whatever this government does, whether it’s corruption, mismanagement, woke bullshit, etc. you will support it 100%. God forbid anyone questions the liberal party on anything…right?

Why were some people triggered by Canada's new passport? I just got mine and it's a nice design, am I missing something? 🤷‍♂️

@TheCinesthetic The commentary track on the dvd for that scene says they cut it because because since it's a change room the bathing suits could be interpreted to be underwear.

This Scooby-Doo scene was cut for being too scary. Test audiences were genuinely disturbed by it. The sequence showed a possessed Velma chasing Daphne’s soul, and it pushed the movie further than the studio was willing to go.

@ScottDWinder17 @kinsellawarren Yes, the CFIA is in charge of food inspection.

@kinsellawarren This was about more than just ostriches. The CFIA flexed their muscle to show all Canadians who is in charge. Rise up, Canada. Organize, coordinate, and fight this pernicious evil that has grown in your government. END the CFIA - it has gone far astray from its charter.

This is just awful. torontosun.com/opinion/column…

@tandemracer @Btcfollower86 @kcvermont @MelissaLMRogers @DreaHumphrey Because they have bird flu

@SnoochMagroo @Btcfollower86 @kcvermont @MelissaLMRogers @DreaHumphrey Ok, but why kill them?

OMG 💔 appears the CFIA slaughtered the entire flock of healthy ostriches through the night 📸 @DreaHumphrey Dark day for Canada

@HaterOfFeds @xTheReapersSon @SolitaireGOAT @wokeczar Almost all of BC's oil and gas is located in the northeast corner of the province. Edgewood is nowhere near any known oil deposits. Do you have any evidence to support this oil discovery claim you're making?

@SnoochMagroo @xTheReapersSon @SolitaireGOAT @wokeczar Occams fallacy

@tandemracer @Btcfollower86 @kcvermont @MelissaLMRogers @DreaHumphrey There is no shortage of birds with resistance to bird flu. These weren't miracle ostriches.

@Btcfollower86 @kcvermont @MelissaLMRogers @DreaHumphrey This is about science. Why kill the birds that have survived and developed resistance to the bid flu? Testing them would show that they aren’t contagious. I can think of no valid reason to destroy them just to satisfy some arbitrary bureaucratic rule.

@HaterOfFeds @xTheReapersSon @SolitaireGOAT @wokeczar Is that really a more plausible explanation than the government taking reasonable measures to prevent the spread of bird flu?

@xTheReapersSon @SolitaireGOAT @wokeczar The long and short is that the government found oil close to the homestead and now they're chasing them off their own land

@SH2F088 @uncledoomer I like the later ones that are mostly just about fuckin' all the different aliens on the Ring

@uncledoomer counterpoint, 1970:

the world you grew up in no longer exists

@DanielBordmanOG @JJ_McCullough Fuck you

@JJ_McCullough Nanaimo bars are straight trash and I’m tired of pretending that they aren’t

I made a vastly more accurate chart of Canadian dessert treats that's way better than that dumb one from yesterday.

@uncledoomer It was the little ritual of connecting that I'm nostalgic for. There was a clear line between being offline and online, and you had to sit and listen to the dial-up tones while you crossed it.

i dont understand why people are nostalgic for this. it was an appallingly inefficient way to transmit and receive data "lets convert ones and zeros into audio, send it over noisy phone lines, and then convert it back to ones and zeros" its like eating a steak through a straw

@The_Milk_Daddy @ShitpostBot5000 I think you need to visualize yourself sleeping.

@ShitpostBot5000 I, too, wish I could sleep. It is a goal I cannot achieve due to the nefarious insomnia.

@JuliansBacke @BastianBraun121 @Tesla Mmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. my mmlmmmmmlmmmm mm mm mm mm mm m mm m mm m . Mm mm...m mm mu .mm ..mmmmmmm m mmj.

Completely fuckin bonkers. Love that @Tesla re-iterated that people are going to be able to connect their own teslas to the network just yesterday. That means no hurdles has appeared to that, which means there are millions of robotaxis waiting to be connected. They are in most places on the planet already. The world has never seen this before. And this is before Optimus kicks in 🤯

🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk confirms with "Exactly" – 95% of Cybercabs (CC) park at night during low demand. Optimus loads packages into Cybercabs for doorstep or locker delivery, cutting costs and daytime traffic. Cybercab & Optimus are game-changers!

@uncledoomer I think they use their cloacas for that

by 2057 there will be 70lb giga chickens that run around raping people to death with their claws

@BornaKang Scooby and shaggy have more class than this sandwich. They wouldn't stoop to the level that this is on. They are better than this.

@GunterFehlinger That lady is wide af

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