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Gonna make a statement that while I’m not gonna suddenly switch up the type of stuff I post here or anything I wanna make it clear that this account has suggestive content and I’d like if people who follow me are 18 or older pretty please and yea that means you over there too

how b and d face each other in the word subdue

finally a restaurant for him

3.5 years later and im still wondering why they gave him all that down there

Meowscles emoted on me so i pulled his pants down i love getting to turn anatomy studies into character drawings

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: “Fix my fucking phone”

honestly this person was right

yeppp,, i think that’s Spide rman

my favorite number is 833 because its also a furry peter griffin emoticon

oh my goddd i just realized that little red riding hood’s grandma was actually the wolf in disguise

“whats 2 + 2” the intelligent louis beastars:

deltarune dads

in Winds and Waves they should have a Pokemon that when you battle it, it brutally eviscerates your party and then you in a super bloody and drawn out animation and then it comes out of the screen into real life and does the same thing to you again and no remains are found and

grok translations never changing “yo” from spanish to english so every spanish tweet becomes a rap bar

turned an anatomy pose study last night into a god oc because why not

if its a snow day tomorrow who wants to come over and build a snow fort i can make hot chocolate

when life gives you women, make womenade

@motherpearlz ❌❌❌

@SnooperSofa You play xxl woofia?

self control is a virtue