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David Sornberger

@SnoreTrain

SDE II at Amazon. Cheesecake destroyer in the kitchen. Bad at every video game.

Katılım Ağustos 2015
70 Takip Edilen61 Takipçiler
David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
For my birthday next month I want all pastries to be free, Monday - Friday, now until ever. Thank you.
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
Mine is that I put cheese between bread and then grill it
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
Looking for your best grilled cheese recipes
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
I wonder if the inventor of the bagel realized just how versatile their creation was
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𝐵☁︎@BlaineEntertain·
me rn
𝐵☁︎ tweet media
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
Wimbledon Final 2023, 3rd set, 5th game, one of the most unbelievable games in tennis history
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travy ひ
travy ひ@TravyTheGoat·
Vallejo, California
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cassidy
cassidy@cassidyjae__·
@SnoreTrain nothing too crazy because i’ll be making pork chops and other sides as well! but i wanna make something that everyone will like too
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cassidy
cassidy@cassidyjae__·
having my family over for dinner next weekend and my brother’s partner is a vegetarian.. i need meal ideas that are actually good!!
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
Honestly parking enforcement is the coolest job. You just get to drive around selectively wielding the power to absolutely destroy someone's day? Might be time for a career change
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
All I want is a Mario Kart with free chat.
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
Alternate LOTR scene for Return of the King: when Denethor's on fire and falling from Minas Tirith he pulls a cord and out pops a big Red Bull paraglider and a voiceover comes on where he goes "bro I was so scared and the flames were wild but I just thought I gotta send it"
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
If you're a fan of tennis and aren't watching this Alcaraz v Sinner match you should definitely watch it
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
"people" out here ordering bubblegum and mocha almond fudge like we don't know they're government agents
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
"ummm can I get one scoop of the mango and one of the salted caramel coffee in a cup?" Ummm no, but you can have a sit and 2300 volts in the electric chair, goodbye
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
If you order two scoops at an ice cream shop and get non complimentary flavors you should be sent straight to the firing squad.
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David Sornberger
David Sornberger@SnoreTrain·
@pancakeepapi Zachary, I'm so sorry but I read these (top) and (bottom) assignments and went "nah I'm pretty sure Cooper is a top"
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