Snugarino
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Snugarino
@Snugarino
18+ Sometimes NSFW account probably don't scroll further lmao if you're afraid to see penos
Katılım Temmuz 2020
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hot league of legends take
if zilean was a cute anime girl
his playrate would 10x overnight
same kit
same abilities
same ult
just turn the bald old wizard into a 5'4 anime girl with twin tails and an hourglass headpiece
playrate goes from 0.8% to 8% in a single patch
and the worst part
it would be EARNED
because every single one of you reading this knows you wouldn't be locking in the wizard
you've never thought about playing zilean in your life
beard down to his stomach
sandals
man looks like he hasn't been TOUCHED since the dark ages
zero of you have a zilean skin
zero of you have watched a zilean guide
there are zero zilean mains
but make him a girl who says "hehe~ time stop uwu?" when she ults
and suddenly you're lobbing zilean BOMBS across the map at 2 am
suddenly you're the "zilean specialist" in your friend group
this isn't about the champion
this is about you
you don't want to play league
you want to pilot a fictional 5'4 hourglass cute girl
riot understands this
that's why every new release is a girl
that's why ahri has 500 skins and kled has 4
the player base doesn't pick champions
we pick the ones who we want to acknowledge us
zilean is invisible because he looks like an old man
make him a girl
watch the play rate explode
we are deeply unwell as a species
and riot's only job is to keep monetizing it
Study the Saskio way

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@grentontv @housesarebig Set 2 purple decks would like a word with you
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@Snugarino thank u!! i absolutely adore redheads…i feel like i should dye my hair again…
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@daisukienahime No don't post peak they're gonna kill u dawg Ur ass 2 fat Ur thighs 2 juicy
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@rorosgelato @Taytori Ignoring the genuinely horrible ones by bad people the one named girls made me laugh
Creeeeeeepy pervert with the at gooner asylum is so funny
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@fishbowlsowl Every day from now on ima thank the mfer who invented mirrors
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@fishbowlsowl Ima keep it 💯 with you bosslady I like the ass and I like the videos (sometimes of the ass)
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@saltedfishcakes @digitaldvaa This feels like hazing, poor alice thymefield that's the goat on God fr fr
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@oneesama69 Oh sorry all good I just saw you had a gank and thought you maybe had some previously, love your style girl!
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@Snugarino thank you, but i don’t sell sets nor content :( i just like posting my cosplays every now and then 🫶🏼
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i’m angry right now so i’m posting fat cow girl kanna from dragon maid. i have so few followers anyway so only a handful would see this 🐮
#cosplay #chubby #kanna #dragonmaid

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Not sure what is true or not with the Kai'sa stuff, but...
Going into Round 8 of Day 1, me and @X0TCG shook hands that if either of us got best-of Ivern, we would split, as we were the only 5-2 Ivern.
I will be honouring my deal. An Englishman's word is his bond.
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@itsDuulan actually it's funnier if it's the very next play, you let them take back this attack then they walk into the other open bf and you rengar them
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@itsDuulan the very next turn they be like "wait so rengar is an 8 might defender now??"
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@CU_Honor @AlanzqTFT giving your friend a win as opposed to a complete rando who tries to cancel you on twitter hmmm tough choice
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@AlanzqTFT It doesn’t matter how you get there though, each one involves giving an unearned win.
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This.
Aufrichtig@manuelmesserig
Now to address why I didnt give @Tigerdeath0 the win. It would be extremely unfair and undsportsmanlike, for the other Ezreal player who won his game, but woulve lost the Best Of Card. I always whether it was PrimeLeague or now Riftbound try to be as sportsmanlike as i can
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@theesportspoet @kieron_marshall @X0TCG what other people said with guaranteed 50% or uncertain 100% but besides that. if you split you can more cleanly sell your win in the later rounds aswell just pretend you match into somebody else going for a Best of in the final round you can sell your win for another 30% split
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@kieron_marshall @X0TCG i’m genuinely curious and would love some insight into why you’d want to split? purely to guarantee some sort of financial recuperation for your efforts or a shared respect for one another? no shade, just super interested as i’m not a competitive player myself :D
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