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@MightyZekken @KileeSakazaki i'd argue he got a taste of what he wanted in stormblood then tripled down on his murderboner.

@Snuggletoof @KileeSakazaki Hell, he got what he wanted in Stormblood and STILL came back for more of the same.

"Zenos can feasibly come back with Dynamis because he died in Ultima Thule, a place that's basically pure emotional energy where your willpower and feelings can literally shape reality." "Yoshi-P himself confirmed that his heart stopped his story is over, he’s not returning."

"I am" is a complete sentence.

@LadyHarknessXXX girl, i'd suck you til you blow tomorrow's load

Could I stretch your mouth with mommy’s cock 🍆. Or is that too much of m a first date ?

@ADHDForReal this would be me but my meds make it so i dont fall over so i kinda gotta take them

my retirement plan is to buy a consumer quantum computer and crack bitcoin hashes

these lines on this map mean something, the numbers on this graph are real, you cant wear a skirt cuz you're a boy. it's 2026 my guy, grow the fuck up.

@johngoad @KillerMike idk about that one chief, turns out that rich white people are pretty damn good at it

@KillerMike I do not give a fuck every race sucks at crimes.

Terrible at it. We need to Square up and only allow those amongst us who are truly meant for it have that arena.

@TatumPaxleyWWE_ is hecking adorable and STILL

tho tbh getting a production and a dolly's mirror in the same shop might've had more to do with that than the 7 stars

playing #slaythespire2 and got a choose an awful relic event, thought the runic pyramid was the least bad option. went temporarily stupid cuz my deck was based on super massive and crash landing XD. managed to salvage it tho by swapping to 7 stars

@fluffyricecakes no, but i would suck it twice and that's close enough, right?

would you edge a hung & leaky trans girl?

reminder that wind and solar power are unpatriotic and anti-american because billionaires cant false scarcity them and generate profits for the shareholders.

i hate humans, i hate that i hate humans and i *really* hate that the news cycle is a constant stream of more reasons that i should hate humanity...

@wimmiebear front tooth gaps.... and feral/goblin girls

if i'm elected president the new punishment for r*pe will be public stoning

@ninaxkatrina did you know that YOU look really pretty when i'm on my knees?

Did you know that you look really pretty when you're on your knees?

@RareChuJelly enjoy your victory while you can. sts2 is about to eat all your practice time.

I WON!!!!! thank you everyone for supporting me, I can finally play slay the spire 2 when I get home 🥹🥹🥹

@MaMoMVPY i voted no when the question of whether or not we should elect a 34 time convicted felon who led a failed insurrection to be in charge of the country. and the dems offered up a safe (for their donors) pick, someone who looked progressive but wasnt actually.

If you wonder why we in Europe has lost respect for the US...how the hell did you allow this to happen?

if i'm ever president my first order of business is to fix time. clocks should count from 1 to 12, not this 12 to 11 nonsense.