Jade

and during one less lonely girl a fan would be chosen from the crowd and he would sing to her and give her a flower crown

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

Arriving at my friend's house because she hasn't seen the thousand tiktoks I sent her:

Why I’m crying in this gym .. I know that’s right sis enjoy yo FCKN margarita

once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

they should invent a kind of sleep that leaves you refreshed in the morning

i’m on my way

remember when Black Friday deals used to be like 98% off and people would trample each other to death

Recovering from a failed call with Apple support

i’m pacing around and pondering

today i will be gentle with myself. unless of course i make even one mistake in which case i will be very hard on myself

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time.

i’m like if a girl was carrying around immense grief with her at all times

the only acceptable use of AI is for ridiculousness like this

it begins