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wtf gay little gnome

don’t worry they made up

my favorite mother has gotta be Nature

and for the lady, perhaps another mysterious skin issue?

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

i'll probably have a headache every single day this month (again)

don't worry kitten soon you will be in a medically induced coma

not depressed, not happy but a secret third thing (numb)

@megannn_lynne Lena talks about this in her memoir and it's so much worse (her eardrum was "gone" and had to be replaced with a thin piece of paper) . awful stuff

Girls (HBO) taught me so many lessons about love & sex & living adventurously & self-respect & friendship & letting go. But most valuably it taught me to never stick a fucking Q-Tip in my ear

BIG NEWS: the fledgling hummingbirds in my backyard keep cheeping and peeping

careful now. i may not be posting but i am always lurking

@MelloFelicia1 ridiculous man x.com/sadderlizards/…

it hurts my feelings when i accidentally scare a bird away. why can’t it sense my whimsy

hey let’s be friends forever

you smell like a ladybug (bad)

it’s important to stock up on the essentials

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants

i wish i were a tiny sparrow

siri play evening bird calls 24 hour loop

every night, the Spotted Towhees rest in my backyard and Scream

trying to remain whimsical in this cruel world

had something on my to do list , but when i went to do it, i found i had already done it and simply forgotten. huge win for ADHD