Uncle Benzo (Reborn) retweetledi
Microdosing going to a casino by leaning out a window and throwing money up in the air to see if I can catch it
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Uncle Benzo (Reborn)
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Uncle Benzo (Reborn)
@SobrietyField
Part-time father, full-time roller coaster operator #legalizedrinkinganddriving
Katılım Mayıs 2021
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Uncle Benzo (Reborn) retweetledi
Crazy how much of god’s plan for me involves jerking off alone in my room
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Do you think my plane will fall out of the sky if I try to streameast the Mets game on the Alaskan Air wifi later tonight?
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Uncle Benzo (Reborn) retweetledi
I wouldn’t suck my own dick if I could but I would however fuck my own face
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162 days of White Sox baseball starts today. Letssss go
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My most boomer take is that everyone should give me all their money so I can get drunk on a boat
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JUST IN:
MLB announces that the 2026 season will never end. 1000 years of baseball
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@Brynsbeaver Ur right more like 225 days until a White Sox World Series
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Uncle Benzo (Reborn) retweetledi
Baseball is here. Baseball is inside your home. Baseball is beneath your skin. Can you feel it?
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Bitches be on 250 mg of zoloft saying they didn’t cum. Bitch that is between you and your psychiatrist. I’m trying my fucking best out here
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@McRibfan69 Yes that is true, but at least I'm not flying the plane. And they got booze on the flight
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@SobrietyField See road trip you can have someone pull over so you can puke or get McDonald’s. You are stuck on that airplane.
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Stuck on a road trip/long car ride is number one and worse than airport. In an airport you got access to booze and gender neutral bathrooms.
LT Jonathan Kendrick@enjoyer_liberty
Worst places to have a hangover: • airport/on a flight • playing golf • at work • at a wedding • kid’s birthday party • stuck in traffic • church What else??
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Driving a car hungover for a long time at the mercy of other passenger's timelines is the worst hangover situation. No question
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