SOVIET SOCCER REPORT

LIVERSPOOL PUMPING SWAN OF WHALES USING LADYBOY COUTINO AS PENETRATE

ONLY FOOL AND HORSE IS FAVOURITE! I AM LIKE THE TROTSKY BROTHER ESPECIAL DELI ALLI TROTSKY

HAPPY MERRY CHRIST MASS WHITE SNOW SIR CHARLES DICKING SCROOGE DAY. IT SNOW 20 FEETS DEEP ANUS

@realDonaldTrump YOU ARE, HOW YOU SAY, DRIBBLING RETARD MAN? YANKEE DOODLE MASTURBATE PISSING SPLASH

MAN OF HATCHET FACE CRETIN REDKNAPP IS LEAVE THE BIRMING HAMS. HE IS FUCK PIG

Jason Bourne Mouth is shit to the Manchest City. I am predict 3-0 win for Manchester and death for Jason Bourne. #BOUMCI

How you say, go fuck your self? twitter.com/_grammar_/stat…

I am hear it is Scouse. Is this country in England or part of Whales

I watch Hudders Fields and the New Castle. Who is commentator man talk strange language? It is english? How you say, dribbling fuckwit?

I enjoy ArseAnal football. It surprising me that Stroke City are allowing to play football after being rugby bugger team

Fox of Lesster play Homosexual Seagull of Brighton. Racist creature Vardy hate the Jap eye Okazaki score

It creature Shelvey is committing horrible tackle on Mohammed Ali

I am watch the New Castle of Sunder lands in fight of Totenham pig. Spanish waiter Benny Tez is relegate Geordie race

LEWIS SPUNK SCORE AT WRONG GOAL! HE IS SEAGULL SIMPLETON

GAY SEAGULL BRIGHTOWN ARE GET CRUSH BY QATARI CITY FC TOWN. THE CREATURE AGUERO IS WEARING HAT RICK

ANTONIO CUNTE AND SHELLSEA MERCENARY IS PUMMELLED BY MUTANT TEAM BLACKBURNLEY

ARSEANAL ARE FINISH PUMPING OF LESSTER FOX

I am look forward to Arse Wenger and ArseAnal play Lesster Foxes and the mutant racist Vardy. I think 4 nil ArseAnal. #FNF

@SquawkaNews It not only player the masturbator Pardew have in trouble making play. He can, how you say, not manage for the shit.

I am watch Rangers Queen Eleven today versus Dumpfermline. Why is Queen Eleven? It team of dedicated homosexual?