🫀 Socks 🫀

Tom Cruise’s full name is Thomas Cruiseship

I’m sorry but gay dudes in an autoshop are just a fucking nightmare

Downtown again!

Last night I dreamt that I was shopping at a crafting store with Mr. Bean and he destroyed an entire wall of paintable mugs

Old Man Yells at cloud

Are we still doing this?

First tennis ball burial of the season 👌 Good man

I’m so old I got ID’ed at the liquor store today and thought the guy was joking for a solid minute of interaction, I’m so sorry to whoever you were 🙃

@ChefReactions I’ve watched someone slap the shit out of a piece of ham at a grocery store. That’s what you call sampling

@Billy @egoraptor ‘s favorite album

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Released 30 years ago in 1995. Video from 1995.

@HeavyMetal_999 Simple Plan

Your country, or your city!!👇

@SadFatDragon99 Awesome to see another drawing from my guy 🔥🔥🔥

Well, it’s been forever since I’ve drawn or sketched… anything, so I randomly sketched Aunt Gladys from #weapons

@jacksfilms Piss myself as usual.

YIAY question: What will you do when *it* finally happens? Use #YIAYit please and thank you

@greg16676935420 GREEN

School is starting soon so time to settle this debate What color is math?

Who took my phone charger?!

Warning label on the Q-tips box: Don’t use these to clean your ear canals, it might cause permanent damage. Me with the swab balls deep into my ear:

50/50 chances I’m catching charges for assaulting a cyclist thy summer

Still on it.

Tweeting from the Wamlart bathrooms again