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Starting date of @NISALeague isn't certain, but this is: I am a @ChattanoogaFC fan in any competition, any time zone and in any league.

@ChattaGooner I dream of a cup final and having a 6+ point lead on the relegation zone.

@Soczoo It's trying to stay positive after that team lost a cup final, bounced from another cup competition by a lower-league team, and lost a 6+ point lead in the EPL in the last month.

Dammit. I will still try to remain positive. Dammit. I will still try to remain positive. Dammit. I will still try to remain positive. Dammit. I will still try to remain positive. Dammit. I will still try to remain positive. Dammit. I will still try to remain positive.

How about a little magic 🔮 Mickey Mouse's sorcerer hat has arrived at Hollywood Studios✨

@JustinVizaro @ChattFC42 @thesoccerdon I’ll pitch in any CFC branded beer. 🍺

Hey @thesoccerdon, can we buy you a ticket? It comes with a Moon Pie.

We advance to the @opencup Round of 32! ✅

It’s the uh, the uh…………🚡

Visited the Country Music HoF. Enjoyed it much more than I expected

@Simon_Ingari I’m amazed at how many times I have to remind people that no part of their job involves monitoring and reporting on someone else

Manager: We need to terminate Simon immediately. HR Manager: Wow, that’s serious. What happened? Manager: I discovered he is using a mouse mover. HR Manager: A mouse mover? Manager: Yes, it keeps his status “available” when he’s not at his computer working. HR Manager: Okay. Is his work getting done? Manager: Oh yeah, but that’s not the point. HR Manager: Is he meeting deadlines? Manager: Yes. HR Manager: Any performance concerns? Manager: No. HR Manager: So what exactly is the issue? Manager: His status is available when he’s not actively at his desk working. HR Manager: How do you know he’s not working when his status is available? Manager: I messaged him one day last week when he was active, and it took him 35 minutes to reply. HR Manager: Okay, that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s using a mouse mover. He could have been working on something else and not seen the message. Manager: Well, after that incident, I asked IT to look into it, and they confirmed he’s using one. Now I track his status throughout the day, and he’s always available. HR Manager: You track his status all day? Manager: Yes, I check it every 10 to 15 minutes. HR Manager: But his work is getting done? Manager: Yes, but the mouse mover is dishonest. HR Manager: And monitoring an employee’s status all day is what exactly? Manager: Good management. HR Manager: Let me get this straight. He completes his work, he meets deadlines, and your problem is that he’s using a mouse mover? Manager: Yes. HR Manager: I don’t think the issue here is the mouse mover. I think the issue here is the mouse watcher. (The manager walks out of the HR office disappointed.)

I was today years old when I saw a cybertruck used as a truck for the first time.

@AlexHMcGrath 💙

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@ChattaGooner @ChattanoogaFC @chattahooligan What are you missing?

Well, I don’t think I have a @ChattanoogaFC memorabilia problem? (btw if any @chattahooligan have a wristband that you’d like to donate to my h̷o̷a̷r̷d̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷p̷r̷o̷b̷l̷e̷m̷ collection, please let me know)

@Jaden4Real Pistol Pez Whatley

Chattanooga has? 🤷‍♂️

Watching a Super Bowl from the City of Santa Clara, in California near San Francisco. Got my guacamole, tortilla chips and margaritas ready. Sure hope nothing in Spanish happens at halftime or in commercials.

@gr8ftblr @3four3 We lived in a narrative-based post-truth world.

I love when USL guys say stuff like this ignoring their history (and continued history) of the SAME behavior. @3four3 do better.

Today’s post of a US ally returning from Afghanistan.

@MenInBlazers Or award a forfeit loss to the home team for failure to provide a playable surface.

CONCACAF would've said this was playable 🤪 An astonishing scene in the Turkish 3rd tier, as the referee carries out a pitch inspection despite there being more than a foot of snow on the grass. Eventually, game off 🥶

Weekend weather is not approved. I have plans.

@LucasCaylor From a fan POV it was just missing.

slept through it so im watching the TNA debut and man I know TV is hard and I've had some bad shows but from a producer POV this is ROUGH

@PaulieTakes Checking in this morning. how well did your tweet predictions go yesterday?

Happy Indiana elimination day! They’ve played nobody all season and are going to get exposed by a great SEC program in Alabama today.

3rd day of Christmas 🎄