Mhesh mtarajiwa

I have been watching @NayyarKaranvir on YouTube ever since my algorithm recommended one of his first videos when he was a First Mate. Congratulations on becoming Chief Mate!!!

A child carried on the back does not know how far the journey is - African proverb

@Daisy_Dariann I like these type of African proverbs. Mnazitoanga wapi

A man who peels groundnuts for a blind, should keep whistling to prove that he's not eating the groundnuts.

@Ziloopi @ntvkenya 😂😂😂 Kenya is a circus

@ntvkenya How was this moron a human rights defender?

Hassan Omar: The increase in fuel prices is a global challenge affecting many countries and not unique to Kenya.

@_MarvinOnyango Show us your tweet pointing out or else stfy

I pointed it out a year prior before it happened that a Ruto presidency would turn this place into a complete mafia state and would set us back decades Unfortunately it came to pass

@Ademba_47 Most of the missing children cases are caused by domestic issues.

Naomba we unite one more time to campaign against Watoto kubwa. Tukimaliza tutarudi vita za siasa. #LindaMtoto

@Evanso_Spyce L ni mbili pekee. This sounds deep only to a prepubertal adolescent

Bro to Bro: You can't spell Millions without a couple of L's

@chrismwangi118 @Thikapundit This is a very slow burn that most people never have the patience for

@Thikapundit Alafu ukimaliza hio series watch Better Call Saul.

Ndo nimeanza breaking bad episode one na hata haikai kubamba

@mwabilimwagodi2 These are exactly the kind of people we should be appreciating with something small

Where is polling? Ni wapi hapa. Niko Emurua Dikirr. There is electricity.

Your public interest reporter has been officially accredited to relay to you FACTUAL information on the Emurua Dikirr by-election. Keep locked here and on my YouTube channel for timely updates.

@Auntyspot @KenAseka @DCI_Kenya Nigerians are fucking scum

@KenAseka @DCI_Kenya Depending on your client per satchet 1k. He don't look anywhere near 29, guy is probably hitting 40s

ARREST OF A SUSPECT, RECOVERY OF NARCOTICS Detectives from the Anti-Narcotics Unit (ANU), alongside their counterparts from the Transnational Organised Crime Unit (TOCU), have arrested a trafficker recovering sachets of cannabis sativa from his house. The suspect, 29-year-old Nigerian national Christian Ikechukwu Uzochukwu, was cornered following intelligence-led investigations that painted him as a key player in a narcotics trafficking network operating within the city. Acting on this intelligence, detectives descended on his residence in Kabarnet area along Ngong Road. A thorough search of the house led to the recovery of 33 sachets of cannabis sativa neatly packed and ready for distribution. Detectives also recovered two passports bearing the suspect’s name, alongside other items. Preliminary investigations have further revealed that the suspect is in the country illegally. The suspect was escorted to Muthaiga Police Station for processing pending arraignment. Meanwhile, the recovered drugs have been detained as exhibits. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@tek_manade @aomenya Ah. Hapo siwezi mtetea. Thought ni ingine apo ilikuwa inataka ku collapse wakaongezea columns.

@SodaBoflo @aomenya It was built at Alliance Highschool to serve as a multipurpose hall😅. I've seen better multipurpose halls than this that were built more than 50 years ago.

I am a Professor of Architecture. I have been a judge for Commonwealth Association of Architects Awards, International Union of Architects Awards, Asia Architecture Awards, AAK-Crown Architecture Awards, etc. Feel free to ignore my opinion. The New State House is plain MEDIOCRE!

@tek_manade @aomenya 😂 which hall is this? I might actually be knowing it's background story and why it looks like a concrete forest

@SodaBoflo @aomenya He did, and he actually kept updating the public on his social media pages on the progress. What's in that picture is to serve as a multipurpose hall.

@tek_manade @aomenya I was siding with him, but if he actually designed this eyesore anafaa kupikwa. Umbwa yeye

@aomenya You're the same guy that built this eyesore by the way.

@mlachaks254 Y'all look like street urchins

Nani amevaa kama chokora hapa ,wekeni wivu kando 🫵😂

Design my daughter amekua healthy throughout the entire pregnancy na akazaliwa bila complications unlike other kids nashukuru the creator na mother nature for giving me and her mama the best genes🥺❤️ She's turning 5 months soon.

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

Hawa wanaume hukuwa na ndevu mingi na wamenyoa kipara hawananga akili hata kidogo

"Waiter, leta ugali plain, na uniulize maswali mbili mboga"