Chris Perez

I hate when students eat Dairy Queen in my office

Trying to brainstorm on new illustration projects but all i can think about is drinking Tito's with my best girl homie

Looking for some cheap beer and great movies to watch while I distract myself from doing actual work

Katie? Get Fuck outta here

The Soft Abuse is a tad bit wasted right now. Cliche as hell, right? But I am the only one in Amarillo drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Yes my friends, I am crude

It's hot as fraggle rock in my office.