Waterboy mx

@sley_Xk Nobody be my mate

jealous of none scared of none envious of none cos I know I'm the best

@Dan_baba04 65k...help me boss

How much loan are you currently owing

@Joshua__Ubeku For wetin na

Barcelona fans have gone to bed so early?

@vector_olal Shey 9 to 5 fit lock tf in?

just a friendly reminder, your mom is getting older bro. you need to lock tf in and make her proud man

@TheAjibolaGrey Hmmm

My problem with life right now is that I am really not that interested in life like that anymore. Like, anything wey wan be, make e be, e no get wetin wan be wey never be before.

@jujupunte Babalawo punter I dey here o

Giveaway 🔥 airtime Cash Odds Choose wisely juju is aktive

@bahdman_Slim @_Ola_sun_kanmi No too think am ..I dey suffer badly

@Softlifemx @_Ola_sun_kanmi Jesus

Garri was the only thing I had. I drank it for three straight days. By the third day, I barely had any strength left in me. That was when I suddenly remembered a place I used to see waterleaf in school. I quickly grabbed a nylon bag and dressed up like I was going to school. I got there, looked left and right and started cutting. I’d cut small. If I noticed someone coming, I’d stop and pretend to be on my phone or searching my bag… until I got what I needed. 😹 I got home and, for the first time in three days, I didn’t drink garri. I ate eba with waterleaf. 😭 Ahh… the deep sleep I had after eating it, I slept like a baby.😑

@4togirafa @_Ola_sun_kanmi Suffering get levels o

@Softlifemx @_Ola_sun_kanmi You are a criminal and I want you arrested!!!! 🙆

@Oyin231_ Suffer dey different levels o

Eje Jesu!

@Peculiar_creed @spartankimmich Kos of height issues

@Softlifemx @spartankimmich Can you explain why is the striker that is playing Corner in the team ?

Guy , we fit actually regret this Alvarez signing

@Peculiar_creed @spartankimmich Yes...

@Softlifemx @spartankimmich Is Alvarez a striker?

@Ewatomiby Make I drop aza to celebrate with you

It all started as a dream, but finally God made it happen 🙏🏾.. please wish me well guys 🥹😩❤️

@High77Bee @Aynoniii Chai

@Softlifemx @Aynoniii Yes… enter google type am,if e no bring am out Come back all me bastard

Keeping Bible under your pillow or on your car dashboard will never save you from accident.

@Peculiar_creed @spartankimmich Alvarez good bro

@Softlifemx @spartankimmich Suarez na striker Alvarez no be proper striker

@EzeaniGerrard @Aynoniii Ode no understand sarcasm

@Softlifemx @Aynoniii No use this brain train children

@jiggyboymaeyus @arojinle1 Hyena na 30bg o... Them dey move in squad... This one go loose guard

@arojinle1 Na cus him no carry squad waka na why, if not who be lion for hyena front

Any hyena that dares cross a lion's path gets this treatment

@_Ola_sun_kanmi May the universe favour me abeg... I don too suffer

@Softlifemx Wtf😭

@Simply_lite @bjabrack1 @nonsowtf Naso

@Softlifemx @bjabrack1 @nonsowtf Friction

Unrelated; but why do they use brooms to make lines on cement floors immediately after construction? Design or what?