Takahashi

she’s a 10 but she says “wrong girlfriend” every time you mention something she doesn’t remember

「実家のハムスター元気？」と母にラインしたら送られてきた写真

あのギャルみたいなザリガニいた

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

@SkyBrockmoller You quite literally brought it up…

@Sofubi__ Did I say he needs that to value her? Pull the stick out of your ass lol

Boys my coworker just went through his old stuff at his mom’s house… told me at work that he thinks he had 100 packs of fossil that he had collected but he wasn’t sure.

@SkyBrockmoller If he valued his mother he wouldn’t have needed pokemon packs to “pay her back” but I see the sweetness of it

@Sofubi__ He values his mother and giving back to her for her forethought. I make nothing off of this, just never thought I’d witness it!

@SkyBrockmoller Priorities I guess, you value the materialistic and profit side of it.

@Sofubi__ Also he is giving his mom a good chunk of it because she made him keep them sealed when he wanted to open all of them as a kid 😂 feel like that alone is pretty awesome

You are still one of the best people I met in recent years, im sorry my friend

@ballisticbarber Will simply stop speaking

“you're very quiet” thanks for saying this in front of everyone, really helps

@idkthismei Yes but it still ended bad

Can men ever have a friendship with a women they find attractive but still be able to keep it completely platonic?

CHRIST😭

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I just KNOW when this story gets told i’ll be the bad guy again, atp maybe I am, I must’ve missed something. But we move

I hate how I never mattered as a friend, this shouldn’t even be bothering me but I was so invested in their success and triumph while it seems like I was looked at as an opportunity. I thought out if everyone they would be happy for me as I would’ve been for them

@Hatox_xx_x @shim0rin Im saying

@shim0rin They have got to fuck off with that dumbass haircut

MOWM😮‍💨

たすけて

こんな炊飯器は見た事がない！

@ShishirShelke1 Payment plans exist

SpiderMan is using a $1099 Galaxy Z Flip 7 Ain’t he supposed to be broke??? 😭