The Host (parody)

Have you ever noticed that I only bring up dear old dad when I’m getting my ass kicked?

Does anyone know any nice restaurants within an hour or so of Okachobee that allow dogs inside? I want to take Train out for dinner!

I’m a professional podcaster, and you are just a doo doo head!

Does anyone know of a good restaurant within an hour or so of Okachobee that allows dogs in? I want to take Train out to dinner!

A behind the scenes look at the work that goes into my podcasts!

37 views today fat boy? That’s pathetic! 🤣

That’s right folks! I’m not ordained! I’m a phony! A fake! A fraud! I just call myself a Reverend so I can take your money and feel good about myself!

Parking lot game! Parking lot game! Parking lot game! Parking lot game! I’m a bad ass!

I’m offended by everyone! My fat ass is woke now! Agree with me or we’re playing the parking game! I have anger issues!

I want my EBT!

And now back to music so I can drink!

I really need to take sometime off to reinvent myself! Doing it on air isn’t working!

Easy there lard ass or you’re going to stroke out on us!

Listen to what I accuse others of and you will know what I am guilty of myself Bruvas and Thithers!

Gnashing of teeth, moaning and crying is something that I’m an expert in! I do that multiple times daily!

I was taking a shit ok!

You know you’re a lazy fucker when you can’t even show up to your own stream on time!

I’ve never aligned myself with a church because I would burst into flames if I ever walked into on of them!

You are evil fat man! I’m calling you out for your evilness!

I dropped the soap on purpose in the slammer!

Jesus played the parking lot game!