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Tonight I'm introducing my new Solana PHP repo, the first framework-agnostic PHP library to natively build, sign, and submit Solana transactions end-to-end (including v0 transactions with Address Lookup Tables, Solana Pay, and provider-agnostic priority-fee estimation) without shelling out to Node or external tools. Validated byte-for-byte against the canonical JavaScript and Rust reference implementations. Thus far confirmed on devnet using SOL and USDC via smoke test. @solana #php

@beeman_nl @kev0x13 When I love, I get paid. 😏

@kev0x13 When I work on what I love, I work every day of my life 🔥

When you do what you love, you don't work a day in your life

@aureljpeg Wait... it's not?

owning a playstation should be mandatory for every man in the world

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@RepJackKimble Going forward you should only get two weeks off a year for vacation. And maybe a handful of sick days. Don't show up for work and you don't get paid. Do it too many times and you lose everything. That's the real world you whiny b!tch. Nobody AT ALL feels sorry for you.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@afscott OTC

pitch me your crypto startup in one line

@solana_devs x.com/i/status/20474…

Share what you're working on 👇

@0hour1 Shitty judge

I know a case from back in the 90s. Guy got into a bar fight with another guy. Couple of fisherman. One guy throws a punch The other guy, who was hit, picked the dude up and threw him through a window. The guy died from bleeding out. He was charged and convicted of manslaughter even though it was self defense got 15 years. The judge said it was the amount of force used in retaliation for the event.

@perps Wtf 😆

This is who you're trading against.

@TheBrancaShow @iball Bullshit. Your right to defend your own life during an assault is absolute. Discrimination based on age or size does not negate that right. You sound like little b!tch.

Yes, in this context, the question would be whether the single punch was reasonably perceived as readily capable of inflicting death or serious bodily injury. Between two men of similar size, strength, and fighting ability, the answer is probably no. But if the puncher is a young Mike Tyson, and the victim is an 80-year-old on blood thinners, the answer is probably yes. It's not the single punch that's determinative, per se--it's the nature and reasonably expected consequences of the punch.

"You can’t legally shoot someone for punching you one time in the face." This is not the legal standard anywhere in the United States. If that's what your gun instructor dad taught you, he's mistaken--as many gun instructors are on the use-of-force law.

@aceddeca1 Had to look that one up. That's a thing I know now.

Will be the leading cause of variceal bleeding in white women

@harkl_ @wedtm Increase Bread Reduce Dependency

@wedtm Honestly at this point I’m seriously thinking about just hand rolling everything and not installing any npm packages to reduce attack surface This sort of thing used to infuriate me when I was working with Dev’s who handrolled their own stuff

Kind of insane that I'm looking at established products that do specific things well, generating hundreds of millions of rev pre-AI and thinking... I can one shot my own version of that in about an hour 🤯🤯🤯

@aureljpeg Sometimes the best thing to do is... nothing at all. ☕️

i don’t have time to procrastinate anymore i’m simply not gonna do that shit at all

Stablecoins are shocking because it’s the first time people at scale realized their banks paying them 0% interest on deposits makes no cents

@harkl_ way to re purpose this for something useful 😆

Toly probably

Oh? @perps

@BamaSaltyMarine I'm in. I already made a petition to abolish the Senate. Might as well sue them too!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but can we start a Class Action Lawsuit against the U.S Governent? U.S Citizens vs United States. Gross negligence in handling taxpayer funds would be a good start. Who's with me?

@trilllllllllly One Solami

How much is one solana

@Guysloveguns True. But worth noting the goal post irons on the Glock suck.

@RaminNasibov I have a few black holes from being stabbed in the eye with a pen

I hope I'm not the only one seeing them before my eyes 👀

Cod is good but it lingers when you cook it indoors. Cook it on the grill at 380 for 11 min over some asparagus.