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Sorry to all you $HYPE fans. 😂 HyperLiquid is a bubble, and it’s about to burst. I’m going all-in on this short; my liquidation price is $85. If we hit $40, I’d easily make $1 million. I never thought making money could be this easy.

Update on my short position in $HYPE 😂 I'm up +$300k Where are all those who said it would get wiped out? I told you the top was $70, but you didn't listen. You'll regret not following me.

Nice short on $ZEC. I’m currently up 1,200% and at this point I genuinely think I’m one of the best traders on this app. $HYPE gave me a 2,000% return. You could’ve followed my calls and made life changing money. Instead, you faded me.

I’m down $5M in crypto. Most people would be spiraling, breaking monitors, calling their mom, or googling “countries without extradition.” Not me. I’m just sitting here, calm as ever, sipping cold coffee like it’s another normal day in the trenches. I’ve been through worse. I’ve survived rugs, flash crashes, exchange outages, liquidation cascades, multi-year bear markets, and that unforgettable moment I bought the top of a memecoin launched by a frog with a Comic Sans roadmap. You don’t stay in crypto for the wins. You stay for the timeline, the chaos, the lessons, and the revenge arcs. Yeah, I’m down $5M. So what? This market has taken from me before and given back even more. I’m not worried. I’m prepared. Real crypto veterans don’t panic. We collect stories and wait for the next cycle to turn them into legends.

I confused denial with conviction and somehow ended up $292,684.85 in profit. Bought $BB in 2021, forgot it existed, and apparently the market rewarded me for not checking my account. I wish there was a smarter explanation.

If you bought $1,000 worth of $DOGEUS few days ago, you would now have $200,000. And yes, that's me. I bought it out of conviction and had a very good feeling about it. I don't make many calls, but when I do, they tend to be bangers. My win rate is very high, 95%. I've been in the game for a long time and it has given me a lot of experience. EZ AS F*CK