As the renaissance of Betty Boop concludes, 7 rogues of the U.N. will be removed from life support by a chuckling doctor
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Misfortune Cookie
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Misfortune Cookie
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Exercising wrath, at home and abroad. Inventor of the most important prediction engine of our age. Ignores complaints of anachronism. Not too fun at parties.
Trapped between dimensions Katılım Eylül 2012
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Prior to the 2029 autmunal equinox, the AMA will propose that the fishing net is the window into Beyoncé
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On Dec 5, 2017, Dominique Strauss-Kahn will join a suicide cult on the Planet of the Apes
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Meatloaf will convince the Optimists Club to teleport to a posh resort in Lagos, Nigeria as the 2018 Cannibal Pride Parade commences
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The DNC will be declared the winner of the Second Coming of Dick Fuld on Sep 1, 2017
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Mossad will recognize that bribery is the one true path to riches after the 2015 Rainbow Gathering
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In January 2027, The Moon Belongs to America will come together, right now, over Edgar Allen Poe
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On Dec 4, 2028, Lux Interior will decide that Festivus is a ridiculous holiday
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The Moon Belongs to America will be awarded a sleazy no-bid contract by Snow White as the next Ice Age commences
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Following the apotheosis of Gandhi, the Skoptsy will be instrumental in the gangland-style execution of 8 partisans of the Hoi Polloi
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Elmore Leonard will make lifetime friends with the Paparazzi after Buy Nothing Day 2033
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As Wimbeldon 2023 concludes, J. Edgar Hoover will beat Raquel Welch bloody with an incompetent cerebellum
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Barack Obama will complete a charity walk for Bloomberg News as some TED presentation or other concludes
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Following the Great Crunch, Grace Kelly will make a large charitable contribution to humanity
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Prior to the coronation of Miss Moneypenny, the Western Conference will demonstrate the complete worthlessness of SOLDIERS FOR COOKIE
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Stephen Hawking will experience 15 minutes of fame and describe it as "ridiculous" before Peak Oil
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Vladimir Putin will relocate to Gehenna under the auspices of the Black Panthers during the 2028 Orange Bowl
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10 avuncular shareholders of the Elks Club will repair a statue discovered in a ditch in Mongolia following the next geomagnetic reversal
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Paris Hilton will show the world that Freddy Mercury means business as Coachella 2032 commences
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On Dec 7, 2030, Muriel Hemingway will insist that psychological methods used on Santa Claus do not constitute "therapy"
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