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@UnderdogWNBA Why are we allow surprised lmao another game where there is zero defense played lesbian league strikes again! dikes unite

Brittney Griner last two games: 24.5 PPG 7.0 RPG 4.5 APG 2.0 BPG 1.5 SPG 76.0% FG

@UnderdogWNBA This league is trash they play no defense every game goes over just trash

Olivia Miles in Monday’s win: 33 PTS (career-high) 3 REB 8 AST 5 3PT

@DetroitPistons Lmao 🤣 75 points

Game four on Wednesday

Nigga nutted while eating my pussy, I’m gone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

Courtney is about the only player on here who knows how to deal with these fans. I love this on a level I can’t even explain.

Pool day

The algorithm knew exactly what you needed today. You’re welcome xx.

@Mets Why did that clown have to hit a homer sad very sad

Final: #Mets 2 - Boston 6

WNBA: Sun / Lynx under 165.5 max bet remember do not put your nuts on a play! I am human at the end of the day! let’s cash baby 😈 Show me the energy!!!!!!! let’s continue to crush!!!!!!

Do we want another max bet I need energy if not I’m signing off ! 😤

90 minute regulation Portugal / Spain under 2.5 goals max bet baby let’s goooo!!!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️🔥🔥🔥🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹 Giving away 1k to a random RT, must be following me to enter!

Me at midnight after complaining i was tired all day:

yeah that story about that lady who went to the bathroom in Mexico & never came back is CRAZYYYYY!!!!

Your team and entire country is counting on you in the 111th minute and you’re holding your ankle crying in the grass. Lot of jokes bout soccer and its antics but man some of these dudes are SOFT

Erling Haaland had revealed that when he's not training for the FIFA World Cup or playing football, one of his favorite things to do is play video games like GTA, MW2 and Minecraft "Modern Warfare 2 is top 3 ever games.. GTA I cant wait for the new one"

je sais même pas si cet humain sait compter jusqu’à 20

Am I looking too fat?

From Florida with love

“thank god it’s the weekend” me saturday and sunday: