Solet mod

@saifsahriar @NASA @musaratali Kid should get a choice: College scholarship -or- Restore Pluto's status Once pluto is restored the internet will take care of the scholarship

@NASA @musaratali I think the boy deserves a bounty!

hey @NASA my 8-year old just found a spelling mistake on your website. he insists this is a "critical mission update" :)

@impmontellem Thought you didnt like tats

Need lesbian tattooed on my forehead

@impmontellem Thats everyday. Breathe deep and slow and box shaped.

I feel very close to having a panic attack today

@NASA @xHanGisx How else can he detect gravity? Gotta toss him!

@xHanGisx He likes it! It reminds him of all the fun he had floating around in Integrity.

What was she doing to Rise lmaoooo Christina, that's your son!!

@impmontellem Needs forehead kisses

What he mean by this

@kerryshawcross Guild wars 1

Been playing a loooot of older games lately. What’s a hidden gem I should check out?

@impmontellem What happened with the digital draw pad? Havent seen updates on that in a min

Y'all lucky I only post a fraction of the bullshit I doodle

@impmontellem Cleavage!?

Nazuna Real

NAZUNA REAL

@impmontellem You should use a stall for haunted piss. Haunted mirrorselfie floor piss is rude.

I'm at the haunted 7eleven taking a haunted piss

@impmontellem If you proof read i would worry something was really wrong

So like God forbid I proofread before hitting post

I can human emotions in these eyes

@impmontellem Deja vu

Bitch, me

@impmontellem a.co/d/0iizWk6d Not a million. But a lot.

I might have to buy a million twist ties because if menchi loses this thing I think they'll kill themself

@impmontellem Foxes hunt the babies

there is an extremely dead small mammal on my patio and all i can identify is that 1. fur and 2. there's a spine like it looks like a dead baby opossum but how did that get left on MY patio and what the fuck kills opossums

@impmontellem Her big dumb teefs stay in her face. Mines hang out. Way cuter.

None of you have a kitten as cute as mine and I feel sorry for you

@impmontellem Glad you have an army of attack cats!

OHHHHH THAT FORENSIC VAN SITUATION???? TURNS OUT IT WASNT A MURDER BUT MY NEIGHBOR IS THE GUY WHO WAS BREAKING INTO WOMENS APARTMENTS haaaaa

@impmontellem Real reason for long stride

I fucking hate that old post about walk with shorter steps because its better on your body because I have a big ass stride and im fast and I LIKE THAT I THINK ABOUT THAT POST ALL THE TIME

@impmontellem 100% bullshit. You are a legacy game console guru

My only useful knowledge that is useful and I can confidently spout without worrying I'm talking out my ass is 1. Pokemon 2. Medical things I have no business knowing but I'm autistic

@impmontellem Also the lingering "why?"

@Solet_mod 2 packs but honestly even 6 whatever is dumb in my head

Spent 13 on the cigs got 15 back when I gave her them All for the price of getting weird looks for looking young and a 20 min walk

@impmontellem Wheres the 4* tho?

I've been outside 20 minutes I'm done i guess