@solius.bsky.social

@TRobinsonNewEra Imagine being scared of children. You massive fucking melt.

Is this the future you want for your children

@Ankaman616 @Muppetiers I really don’t understand what they want to gain from this. They claim to support the team but happily leak the line up for a bit of clout or some seratonin boosts from the likes. Embarrassing.

@Muppetiers Santa Claus himself would struggle to keep Manchester United team sheets under wraps 😭

Leny Fuckin Yoro set for his start at Manchester United 👇

Barely tweeted anyway as there's too many voices clambering over each other for attention as it is, but won't be tweeting anymore regardless. Fuck Elon Musk and his nazi mates. Moving to Bluesky.

@BBCBreaking He had a literal dead worm in his brain

President-elect Donald Trump nominates vaccine sceptic Robert F Kennedy Jr as US health secretary Follow live: bbc.in/4fPywHU

@WeahsCousin Already nicked your handle pal

Determined to be the last person on earth to get Bluesky

@BanditNanna @stan_chow A lot less Nazis

@stan_chow This is what I don’t get. What’s so different about Blue Sky? Is it policed differently?

When all of Twitter move over to BlueSky and it becomes same over there...

@AZ_Patriot1776 @TheOnion @GlobTetrahedron @BryceTetraeder Let him pay off that 1.5bn first chief

@TheOnion @GlobTetrahedron @BryceTetraeder lol you think you’ve won, he and the movement he started will only grow stronger

Via our parent company @GlobTetrahedron CEO @BryceTetraeder: theonion.com/heres-why-i-de…

@paul_c_watson @Back_of_the_Net You don’t come up in a search for some reason. Same has happened with other accounts I’ve looked for.

I feel like an Italian club who've suffered back-to-back relegations and gone into administration so they have to restart under a very slightly different name in Serie D.

@PlayStationUK Dying Light 2 was awful. Fetch quest Ubisoft style shite.

From high speed chases to zombie brawls, your PlayStation Plus Game Catalogue titles for November are: 🚔 Grand Theft Auto V 🧟 Dying Light 2: Stay Human 🐲 Like a Dragon: Ishin! 🏍️ MotoGP 24 🏡 The Sims 4 Island Living

@SarahDuggers Jumpscare

“What a beautiful home. Have the current owners been here lon-……” rightmove.co.uk/properties/153…

@HertsPolice Move to bluesky

@ArseCannonPics @BenBoardma97122 @2004afc1 Did you see the highlight where Ashley Cole took out Ronaldo and no penalty was given? The refs were just shite all round.

@BenBoardma97122 @2004afc1 Firstly, go watch the highlights of this game. Secondly, how would you feel if the referee in the “Aguero” game completely fucked you over and altered your history? You’d be crying into your Michael Ball signed jersey….

Carragher + Neville years ago went to train with the referees for a Sky programme. They were tested on offside calls etc. They interviewed Mike Riley, right at the end Neville said “thank you for the 50th game against Arsenal” + they both laughed. Can’t find the clip anywhere.

@academyarenaUTD @FootballCliches side netting for a goal feels wrong.

3-0 Man Utd BENDITO MANTATO GETS A DESERVED GOAL!!! POWERFUL STRIKE INTO THE SIDE NETTING!!!

@ChrisWheelerDM @MailSport £52m actually but of course you stick all the add-ons on for the bigger number.

Man United given boost as £59m man Leny Yoro returns to training mol.im/a/14048587 via @MailSport #mufc

@t462819104 @unitedviewtv @FlexUTD You literally are defending racism.

@unitedviewtv @FlexUTD Maybe if he wasn’t antagonising fans for views he wouldn’t receive hate. Not defending racism. But come on, he brings the hate on himself.

.@FlexUTD addresses the racist incident outside Old Trafford yesterday.

@elonmusk @elon_factsx Are you fucking kidding me

@elon_factsx Kapow

In 2022, Elon Musk promised, “We will defeat the spam bots or die trying!” Two years later, the spam bots appear to have basically vanished from 𝕏.

@thecultraspod “First interim game for 1976 born Dutchman”

Yeah that tends to be what an interim manager does Fabrizio

@trussliz You are honestly the densest twat out there.

25 years of economic consensus has failed Britain. Today's Budget accelerates the doom loop of decline. Watch my analysis of Reeves' punishment Budget.👇

@MrTomMcDermott How can you tell they’re not great? Raphinha looked terrible until Flick arrived. Managers can change players.

New manager will have to work with a squad that isn’t great. How many of the existing #MUFC squad would get into Liverpool, Arsenal or City’s starting XI?

This start to the second half.