@livvmeow Dad! Relax. Her netflix just asking if she's still watching for another 40 minutes. Chill.
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SoloAsylum
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@IgnitionCasino @xxl23 Hi there, I'm going to build an early chip lead and hold it until the bubble where I'm going to get sucked out on 5 times in a row to lose all my stack to random 2 cards who have no business being in the hand.
I'm the bubble boy, nice to meet you all.
GIF
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@MissE_515 @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve 😆Fuck the prude normies. But save atleast one fuck for me 🤣
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@SoloAsylum @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve Oh fuck CR is atleast 8 hours away. I'm way tf down here in bfe, the nearest village is only 250 people & i scare them so bad. It's funny.
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This is not a win. Cannabis is a natural flowering herb, not a drug. They have no business scheduling it period. No one has ever died of a cannabis overdose. Not one. That cannabis puking disorder is BS too.
Stoner Barbie@stonersvilla
🇺🇸 Trump admin reportedly moving to reclassify weed from Schedule I → Schedule III “as soon as today.” Not full legalization… but this could change EVERYTHING for cannabis in the U.S. Is this a real win or just politics? Would you support full federal legalization? 👀
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@AshE_Nuel Nah bro, those were LAND WIND, what you drove was an AND WIND. The lettering can't even stay on the cars, I wonder why they're "$4000".
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A Chinese car company advertised their car at the rate of $4000. It was unbelievable, so someone checked them out. Guess what?
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@MissE_515 @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve 😆 I haven't been toward that way in like 25 yrs, not that Cedar Rapids is nearly the same at all. But hell. I don't think all the weed in the world would help you tolerate me for more than a day.
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@SoloAsylum @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve Saw Indiana so atleast you have that, one hell of a drive. I'm on the Nebraska/Missouri side of the state.
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@MissE_515 @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve No, but I'm a couple of couple hours from Iowa, and my uncle-brother-lover is a cuck.😆
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@SoloAsylum @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve Depends if your from Nebraska wouldn't your sister get jealous?
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@MissE_515 @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve From one midwestern to another.. butter my corncob?
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@MissE_515 @jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve We could always pretend to try for a baby, even though we're "now infertile". ;)
GIF
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@jimi_patriot2 @brandilwells @Trulieve Law enforcement look the other way because I only use dispensary, then use that information for my doctors & pain treatments. I grew my own once but just easier to go shopping.
I'm old, fuck them kids not an issue for me.
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@JonathanLittle @CoinPoker_OFF You mean like @official_glp has been doing for their series events for years?
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@SenTomCotton 1. If people want to buy it, they're going to get it.
2. No one bats an eye on the catch and release of DUI offenders because it's a money maker for the state.
3. If there were REGULATED growing/manufacturing, there could be restrictions on how strong it can be. Use your head.
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Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.
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@iAnonPatriot As a former Florida resident, no one's claiming her.
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Florida woman is absolutely FURIOUS after going to a Walmart in Ohio and only seeing white people.
This is honestly the cleanest Walmart I’ve ever seen. lol
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Yes or No
100 Gas Card Free rolls
yes you would win a $100 gas card not poker money.
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@MattWallace888 2005 "Let me google how to do the siding on my house"..
2026: "GROK, What does an obvious cell phone look like?"
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Pay close attention to what the Secret Service agent behind President Trump is holding!
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@TonyLaneNV Yep, then when something needs repaired, it costs 1/4 the salary to have someone specialized to fix it, meanwhile, hopefully you have a backup robot or you're gonna lose 4x the annual salary per day when production is down.
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THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING IS HEADED…
They just introduced an AI robot that can literally keep working even when parts of its body fail.
Let that sink in.
No breaks. No complaints. No days off.
Even damaged… it still gets the job done.
This isn’t “future tech”… this is happening RIGHT NOW.
How long before this replaces real workers? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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@CMONEYMAKER @themouthmatusow Well, I mean.. That might get you put on a list depending on where you play with 100% of yourself.
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It’s still all fake! Everyone plays for 10% max and most are broke in makeup! They all play to see who’s Dick is bigger and money goes round and round!
Joseph Cheong@subiime
@themouthmatusow Then you know it has nothing to do with being fake! Poker players can just be degenerates
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