Solo Swingin

Even after 20 years or so in the lifestyle, you’d be amazed how many folks presume that for a single fellow, it’s just a means to an end. To know me is (hopefully) to know that’s not true, but I saw it summed up perfectly today. My new mantra: “If we can’t hang, we can’t bang.”

@Justmissy23 If that happens, I feel like MI-Six should give me some sort of special status. Double-0-6-9?

Hear me out: Nationally-recognized accreditation for the 5% of single gents who are fed up w/ the other 95% ruining it for the rest of us. While I understand it, the number of LS clubs/parties/events using price gouging & onerous rules to keep away the riff-raff makes me sad.

@Avgsuburbanmom Thanks! When all is said and done, an absence of douchebaggery is truly my life’s mission.

@SoloSwingin I would happily write you a reccomendation regarding your general charming manners and lack Of douchebaggery

@24theshowcouple Sure as hell makes other things “grow” on other people, though!

This ass isn’t gonna grow itself, gotta work 💪

@2fresh_pines You looked fabulous, as ever. Sorry it was quick, but such a treat to see you both.

Do you think I was an angel last night? #hedonism #hedonism2

Heading home from another wonderful week @HedonismJamaica. Each trip is different, but after nearly 50 of them (+ 13 more to H3), I think I’m somewhat qualified to report that you really can’t find a better group of quality humans than the ones who are part of @casualswinger.

Whoever bought the selection of stickers for the welcome table for @casualswinger week at @hedonismjamaica this week might be trying to tell us something…

@2fresh_pines Oh I know gaggles of people coming for CSW. And excited to see them. But I miss y’all and we never seem to land there at the same time (anymore). Bummer.

@SoloSwingin We know tons of people there that week it’ll be great!

That two weeks till @HedonismJamaica feeling 🙌🏽🫶🏽

@FWAT_Podcast Looking forward to Miami. 😉

Good morning, friends! Anyone else wake up feeling frisky today? 🫦😉 Hope you have a frisky & twisty weekend 😘 #kenzie #friskyfriday #staytwisty

Sir just got called in to work leaving this horny momma home alone for the night, who wants to play?😈

@Whatevah_Amy Minus DoorDash. 😜

Record breaking cold temps in the northeast. This is what I imagine living in Siberia feels like. 🥶

@2fresh_pines @Babz0nTheR0x Poor hubby… 😂😂😂

What hump day looks like when you have a hot girlfriend 😍🥵 Can’t wait to see @Babz0nTheR0x so so so soon….. let us know what we should do when she’s here! 😏

@Whatevah_Amy I felt very much the same way. Until I started heading to H2 in Jamaica for NYE. Great party, fantastic company, minimal clothing. Personal fave.

People always ask me what my New Year’s Eve plans are. At my age, I think I’ve met my quota for parties and debauchery. Tonight you’ll find me drunk on my couch with crumbs in my cleavage.

@2fresh_pines @HedonismJamaica Wish you were here for New Years! Xo

Throwback to Christmas past 🤣 Nothing better then Christmas at @HedonismJamaica 🍍

“…showing that they may come, but instead they pull out…” Why are these things mutually exclusive, Troy Aikman? #MondayNightFootball

@FPSwingers They’re out there. 😁

@24theshowcouple …but 100% bareback. 😂😂

@24theshowcouple Yes.

Happy humpday, do you prefer the front or back?

Thanksgiving coming. Four days and no plans. Would be that much more thankful for some shenanigans, but where to find them? Hmmm…