SolomonShort

"If you can read this, thank a teacher."

"Ignorance is not equal to education and experience. Not even for especially large amounts of ignorance."

"Religion is conviction without evidence. Science is evidence without conviction."

"Live each day as if it's your last, and one day you'll be right."

"'Belief' is the polite word we use so we don't have to feel embarrassed about our superstitions."

"Nature abhors a vacuum. When you create a space for cats, you get cats."

"Training children is like training dogs. Don't give them a choice in the matter."

"The Constitution guarantees you freedom of speech. It does not guarantee you an audience."

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.”

"Reality hits hard when it wants your attention."

You are free to believe whatever you want. The universe is not obligated to agree, the rest of us are not obligated to keep a straight face

“‘A word to the wise’ only works if you're speaking to the wise.”

We're all in this 'being human' thing together, you know.

@wh5_pro4. Yes. Write me at TheRealSolomonShort@gmail.com

The great mass of man live lives of quiet domestication.

Your opinion is your ego in disguise. And not a very good disguise either.

Imitation is the sincerest form of theft.

It's not about who stepped in the shit first. It's about who's going to clean it up.

Rudeness always gets results. Just not the ones you want.

When you can herd cats without the can of tuna, then you are a master.