Sean Valsean

@23cmcpadres Sorry that your father touched you in the bad place

Friendly reminder that Shohei Ohtani should be in prison.

The cornyness of the #Thunder makes this series unwatchable.

@ValentinaMrtnz_ Andy! All-star!

Dodgers are back in the lead thanks to a sacrifice fly from Andy Pages and some solid base running from Alex Call. LA up by one in the 9th.

@awfulannouncing Charles has a masters in chocking in the playoffs.

Charles Barkley: "I don't like to get on TV and say people choked, but that was a damn choke job... That was a damn gag job right there." #NBA

@TrolleyBlue Especially with two challenges left

Why didn't Teo challenge?

Pages is such a beast in CF. Vamos. #Dodgers

If God wanted us to use renewable energy, He would’ve put a giant fusion reactor in the sky that bathes the Earth in photons, creates flowing rivers, and causes planetwide wind currents. Checkmate, libs.

Edwin Diaz's house. #Dodgers

So let me get this straight… We’re supposed to panic about falling behind China on AI like it’s some massive national emergency… but falling behind on high-speed rail, renewable energy, and even childhood nutrition is somehow totally fine? Interesting priorities 👀

Samurai were walking through the streets of Mexico City while Shakespeare was still alive.

a look at Trump's disfigured right hand as pictured yesterday by Kent Nishimura of AFP

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

@ClaireMPLS Testify hermana Claire

hopefully this playoff run will quiet the noise from last year. he is an excellent hc

LAKERSNATION, don’t let them lie to you. We knew our season was over imon April 2nd. And we won the day we closed a playoff series and our opps met timely demise. We’ve been playing with house money ever since.

When Luka went down we knew what it meant. BUT…the Lakers still gave us a series win led by LeBron at 41 years old. Boston & Denver were eliminated in round 1. Warriors & Clipps both missed the playoffs. We lost to the champs. This was always house money. Can’t tell me NOTHING.

@DodgerInsider Gotta practice that throw to 2B

Justin Wrobleski's final line: 8 2/3 IP, 7 H, 7 R (7 ER), 1 BB, 7 Ks, 2 HR, 1 HBP, 100 pitches (67 strikes). This marks a new career high in innings pitched for Wrobleski.

I feel like, if you have to say, “this is not a golden calf,” you’ve already lost the battle over whether it is, indeed, a golden calf

@ocregister If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, did Kawhi Leonard really plant it?

Clippers could land a top-6 pick in Sunday’s NBA draft lottery ocregister.com/2026/05/09/cli…

@TrolleyBlue Not enough to overrule the call I'm assuming?

Legit thought he might've avoided the tag.

Think he's safe?

@UnderdogMLB Tatis is lost without the juice...

JJ WETHERHOLT LITTLE LEAGUE GRAND SLAM