Get Prince Andrew on to Hot Ones!

@mrcraigharding And we'll never forgive it.

No, we still call it Twitter.

@MKTInspires It's a beautiful game

It's got to be completely and utterly humiliating for Man United to be finishing behind this Chelsea team. Chelsea have been a complete joke and United are still somehow going to finish below us 😂

@AntiMikTerta @MishBastos Which is a great reason to Google it!

I refuse to believe Malta is in the top 10 🤣

@_bibijoux I like the second from the top and the second from the bottom

@_bibijoux I visited Tallinn for a single day last August. It's such a beautiful city, with such a great blend of really old, and modern... Sometimes in the same building. I know they have special digital nomad visas and they're trying to encourage people like you to come and visit. Do it.

@nwill758 @ronniedlc28 @CultureCrave The show is just villains and victims. No good people. Hank is maybe the only prominent character who is not an evil person, but he's also just such an arsehole.

@ronniedlc28 @CultureCrave How is Skylar, who was left alone to provide for their special needs son, not a victim. Also, the many people killed directly or indirectly by Walter White. Some of y'all have a serious edge lord fetish.

Anna Gunn says there's been a big change in attitudes towards her #BreakingBad character Skyler "People come up to me now and say, ... 'You were the conscience of the show ... Or they say, ‘The first time I watched it, I hated that character. But the second time I watched it, I realized, ‘Oh my God, that poor woman'"

Looking forward to the Pogban documentary.

@micherable_ Oh no. I'm so sorry.

my heart is so sore while the rest of me is numb. sleep well, my sweetest pirate boi. you were the goodest of good dogs, ryder 💔

@mrcraigharding @RobForbesDJ The church in Bryanston?

@RobForbesDJ I call it the shroud of St Mungo

Spot the fault & win my adoration for free minutes. Bonus, if you can tell me what caused the fault.

@thepretenders88 @Cthulhucachoo Yes really. Her hips do not lie.

@Cthulhucachoo Wow, really?

@Stephan19847 @Cthulhucachoo If you're joking, this is funny... If you're serious, this is even funnier. I'm laughing at you, not with you.

@Cthulhucachoo So you are saying all white South Africans are racist? Don't understand your tweet very well 🤷‍♂️

Me: Racist white South Africans are embarassing 30 percenters: I do not understand that 'racist white South Africans' are not the same as all white South Africans because I never pass up an opportunity to be publically dribbled by the English lznguage.

@Cthulhucachoo "Just you wait until Cyril hears about what you've done!"

@Cthulhucachoo I love the tweets to the president. Country not tolerating genocide? I'll speak to the manager!

When you just want to nuke a bunch of brown baby Amaleks and steal their parents' land to build a botox studio on it but South Africa is all like "murder is bad" and "a ceasefire will help bring the hostages home" and other untruths 😠

@sthezulu98 @Cthulhucachoo At least she is being proactive. I hope the TV acknowledged her grievances.

@Cthulhucachoo I'm imagining this scene. 🤣😭

@ProjectAuuman @Lindyyay I have an incredible tip for literally every man with a soul patch.

Tips to WHO

@GOATEDDoBronxs @WayneAl04340373 @georgiaturner04 It's interesting that, when presented with a confrontational scenario involving a woman and a man who fucks children without their consent, given no further context, you two choose to defend the paedophile. You didn't get any clarifying details, just chose your team.

@LwaziMBK @ali_hen @Pineapple_SA That Granadilla page is crazy. Cheeky insurance? That's the least attractive quality I can think of in an insurer. I can't imagine anyone is looking for a cheeky financial service provider.

@ali_hen @Pineapple_SA Same as these guys, I think that error of wrapping an app on top of a traditional business without really changing the fundamental is over. Pineapple didn’t really have a long term strategy it was more hype than substance.

I’ve always been curious what happened to @Pineapple_SA. Launched with a decent product and an energetic team. A couple years on and their core USPs have fallen apart, their rewards program is meh (apparently there’s been more ‘coming soon’ for a year now)

@TarrynNSteyn A big massive project wouldn't have appointed you if they weren't very confident you could do the job. I reckon you'll nail it.

@StuartB67992571 @DigAdvice @crazyclipsonly That cop has no idea how to box. Look how much his arms are flailing about. He winds up for every swing he takes. He gives a half second warning before every strike.

@DigAdvice @crazyclipsonly The cop knew how to box. The punk was just throwing wild punches.

How’s it going sir?

@_bibijoux You totally can. Just be careful they aren't lightly cracked, or don't get little cracked when you drop them in, or you'll have streaky white eggs ribbons all over your kettle. It can get kinda gross.