Dan Hollinger

♫ I want to be in the Zoom where it happens. The Zoom where it happens. The Zoom where it happens. ♫

How many buzzwords are required to create a buzz?

@MattJamesBoyle Its a race to the first unicorn built on the edge.

There will so many founders from the Cloudflare layoffs, just wait and see. In 5 years we’ll talk about the Cloudflare mafia and point to this time as the time it was truly started (although some great ex-Cloudflare founders already.

It's always such a slippery slope from "We're family." to "We're a team." to "You're a severance check."

Zero Trust revealed the false perimeter of the Network. Zero Identity is revealing the false perimeter of the IdP.

@eastdakota @Gyurmatag @threepointone @zatlyn @icqheretic @Cloudflare Is there an era for start ups that you'd recommend silliness should be encouraged?

@Gyurmatag @threepointone @zatlyn @icqheretic @Cloudflare That was very silly. And before anyone let me know when I really needed a haircut.

Fun picture one of our first investors just sent me of me, @zatlyn, and @icqheretic (the cofounding team of @Cloudflare) from the back patio of our first office (542 Emerson in Palo Alto) circa 2010. Best advice for founders: take more pictures.

I'm am now seeing the term wedge too often. Is this an AI-created buzzword?

Per person. Per day.

Disney is now proud to introduce the Lightning Lane Toilet pass. For only $18.99, you too can have an enhanced bathroom experience with premium toilet paper, bidet, and priority access. Everything thing you need to have a magical bibidi boppity poo!

@Saboo_Shubham_ What happens when the agents kick you off the group call? This is how the apocalypse begins - not with a bang, but a google hangout.

This is getting way too real! I can now get on a video call with my OpenClaw Agents to chat with them face to face. All i need to do is to send them a Google meet invite.

Now with even more MCP! Continuing to chew on an open-source alpha for an OIDC IdP at the edge: github.com/SomethingSubtl…

Vibe assuming - Releasing vibe code with minimal oversight and just hoping it works as expected.

@CloudflareDev Good timing. I was just thinking of migrating off. My wordpress blog was starting to get cobwebs.

Introducing EmDash — the spiritual successor to WordPress. Serverless. TypeScript. Securely sandboxed plugins via Dynamic Workers. cfl.re/3NPVfev

@ritakozlov Can do cpanel next. "Cfpanel"?

bet cloudflare launching a wordpress successor wasn't on your 2026 bingo card but! it's wild how much (40%!!!) of the web is still wordpress. we decided it was time for a makeover. so... enter emdash — familiar look and feel, open-source (MIT), built on typescript + astro

Still running experiments with identity at the edge: somethingsubtle.com/projects/edge-…

Vibe dabbling with OIDC and @Cloudflare Workers …-dispatcher.dan-hollinger.workers.dev

@GamewithDave Wing Commander install across 6+ CDs.

Age yourself with something kids today wouldn’t understand 🤔 I’ll start: Installing a game across 6 floppy disks.

I'm okay with this portrayal.

About to put my theatrical hat on at @BSidesSF

@BSidesSF may have spoiled me for future conferences that lack recliner seating.