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@Sometimes_It_Be

Chaos Coordinator🌪️ Dog Mom🐾. Wife💍 Hack Guitar Player 🎸Shower Singer🎤 #Skol 🏈 #MNTwins ⚾️ 1A2A🦅 MAGA🇺🇸 MAHA⚕️🚫DM - Do No Harm But Take No Shit

Minneapolis, MN Katılım Kasım 2024
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
@MrPitbull07 I know that feeling. I adopted Stormy in May and she wouldn’t even walk out of the kennel, or the building she was so shut down. She slept for 3 days straight when we got home. They need us.
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Mr PitBull Stories@MrPitbull07·
Yesterday, I adopted the oldest, sickest, most broken dog in the shelter. I’ll never forget the look in his eyes. When I walked up to his cage, he didn’t even look up—he was used to being ignored. Curled up in the corner, he had accepted his fate. The volunteers kept asking me, “Are you sure about this one? Are you sure?” Without hesitation, I said, “YES! This is my dog.” When the cage was opened, three other animals fell out, but I went straight to him. Suddenly, he looked up at me as if he were seeing an angel. I wrapped him in my arms and whispered, “You’re going to be happy again.” He fell asleep in my lap—perhaps the first peaceful sleep he’d ever known. Give them a chance. Give them love. They need us.
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@ksorbs Why ya gotta be so fucking fragile? Is it the Super Bowl thing? It must be the Super Bowl thing.
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
I’ve been a Vikings fan all my life… sigh. I need a new team now.
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@JoJoFromJerz You are such a fucking bitch. As a mother, have some compassion.
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
JD Vance “walks” his daughter?
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Hi MAGA crew! I had stepped away for a bit - get on a good path, work on some mental health, good things! WTAF is going on here? Is Colton gone gone? He was one of the first big accounts to follow me and he had such great advice. Oy!
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
@MrBeast I, as a brokey, can tell you life is not easier. I know nobody who has money would actually say that. 😂😂😂
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
A news site lied and said I said “life is so much easier when you’re broke” which I didn’t say. Now I’m waking up to millions of people believing the lie and hating me. Being famous is so much fun 👍🏻
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@kanyewest Have your children filed for emancipation from you yet?
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
As a Minnesotan, I wouldn’t put Minnesota in the top 25. Don’t lose your job here. You’ll be hard pressed to find another. The median individual income is about $46k. Household is $88k The median listing home price is $343k 19th in Education 7th in Overall Tax Burden by State It’s pretty.
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
What a difference a month makes. Clean. Sober. Haven’t gambled. Feeling good.
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
Like I said, also made with Grok. I’m GenX, leave it to the rest of Gens to give a synopsis of what they did all week (which btw, will take half a day on Friday), while I put in my 40 doing all their work. As a nongovernment employee - I give you my list: 1.Master of the Office Fridge Treaty – Successfully negotiated a ceasefire between the “Label Your Lunch” enforcers and the “Finders Keepers” opportunists, preventing a full-blown snack war. 2.Chair Olympics Champion – Rolled exactly 12 feet across the office to deliver a document without standing up, proving that efficiency and laziness can coexist. 3.PowerPoint Picasso – Created a slide deck so visually stunning that at least one coworker gasped audibly during the meeting. 4.Professional Email Acrobatics – Crafted a reply so vague yet diplomatic that it simultaneously answered a question and left room for plausible deniability. 5.Bureaucratic Time Wizardry – Submitted a report at 4:59 PM on a Friday, thereby legally making it “this week’s problem” but “next week’s responsibility.”
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
This was made using @Grok. The standard @DOGE is asking for in a response is literally this low. EXTREMELY troubling that some parts of government think this is TOO MUCH!! What is wrong with them??
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
@SailorSammy93 YOU DO NOT SPEAK FOR ALL WOMEN! An attack on trans women as actually an attack on a man. One singular man. Period.
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samanthamcfarland@SailorSammy93·
AN ATTACK ON TRANS WOMEN IS AN ATTACK ON ALL WOMEN. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. PERIOD.
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
As a nongovernment employee - I give you my list. AI generated, as I don’t want to seem too productive: 1.Master of the Office Fridge Treaty – Successfully negotiated a ceasefire between the “Label Your Lunch” enforcers and the “Finders Keepers” opportunists, preventing a full-blown snack war. 2.Chair Olympics Champion – Rolled exactly 12 feet across the office to deliver a document without standing up, proving that efficiency and laziness can coexist. 3.PowerPoint Picasso – Created a slide deck so visually stunning that at least one coworker gasped audibly during the meeting. 4.Professional Email Acrobatics – Crafted a reply so vague yet diplomatic that it simultaneously answered a question and left room for plausible deniability. 5.Bureaucratic Time Wizardry – Submitted a report at 4:59 PM on a Friday, thereby legally making it “this week’s problem” but “next week’s responsibility.”
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
@Suzierizzo1 Don’t get revenue and profit mixed up in your head. Everyone’s profits are down due to inflation. We are, as you stated, talking about revenue. Strictly the money coming in from consumers. Not profits, the money remaining after paying all operational costs.
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Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
TARGET has lost over 15.7 billion dollars in revenue since ending DEI on January 24th. So everyone that has been boycotting them thank you and it’s definitely hitting them where it hurts! 💪👍👊🔥🎤👋💙
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
@kellybabe311 @joacoland @WildfireWhisper @RebeccaMtn I, as a woman, have never ever gone to Hooters dressed as a Hooters girl for a “fun day out”. Why do these men feel the need to go to a place of business and parade around like idiots and call it a fun day out? Thats not what real women do. That’s what peedos do.
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Autumn@Sometimes_It_Be·
@elonmusk I’ll take my SSI taxes paid in over the last 30 years back, thank you very much.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
At this point, I am 100% certain that the magnitude of the fraud in federal entitlements (Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Welfare, Disability, etc) exceeds the combined sum of every private scam you’ve ever heard by FAR. It’s not even close.
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