Son Of Balder

Not that anyone I follow will see this, but to all the attractive people I follow, especially cosplayers and people that post lewd content, if you see me like or comment on your stuff, and at any time look at my profile and see that I’m married, my wife thinks you’re hot too.

@vexmlk This is literally the only gif I can find in the gif button…

If you can see this, you are now legally obligated to tell me your favorite movie using only a GIF.

@zentreya I’m not even wearing shoes… dammit you’re right.

Hi If your seeing this Your shoe laces are untied

@DayumDahlia So this is Elsie. My scam messages are usually her friends messaging me that she has a crush on me.

ELSIE PLEASE LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE

@MissPookems Outer Wilds. Including the DLC. Specifically Travelers and Travelers Encore.

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Which game has a soundtrack so good that it lives in your head rent-free?

@LEGOTtNewsI My favorite is split between the 3 Lego Batman games. I played through all of them with my nephew.

GIVEAWAY 🚨🦇 We are giving two lucky people a free DIGITAL code for the Deluxe Edition for #LEGOBatmanGame on May 18th All you have to do is retweet/follow and comment what your favorite LEGO Game is!

@spicyxgf I feel like even though most of these are iconic in their own right, the great helm, armet, and barbute have become the default helms. Which is unfortunate because the frog mouth might be my favorite.

@assassinscreed The flag is proudly displayed.

New year, new me!🏴‍☠️ #NewProfilePic

@vexmlk I wanna put pop rocks on ice cream to feel it.

Do you think vex milk ice cream would sizzle like sparkling water?

@vexmlk You do what you gotta do. Don’t push it if you’re not feeling up to it.

I'm not going to lie, I am exhausted. Mentally & physically. Would it be OK to stream tomorrow instead & play tonight's game & tomorrow's game? 🥺 I can barely keep my eyes open & they are swollen.

@vexmlk Equivalent exchange has a clear place in the world.

If you're mean to me, I'm going to be mean to you.

FUCK. DO NOT CONSUME MY MILK. PLEASE.

@vexmlk Motion blur is dumb.

You know how you spot a gamer in their 30s? They then off motion blur before they start playing. It's me. I'm a gamer in their 30s.

@LuminusRed @ElaraVtuber I appreciate existing in the part of the internet that can understand this, but I don’t appreciate you making me see it.

@ElaraVtuber …fine, but remember, you asked for it.

NO CHEATING!

@vexmlk Ok, but real black licorice is so good though.

Goodnight to everyone except people who like black licorice.

@vexmlk Bruh. I fuckin’ loved those things. It was a good day if I talked my mom into buying those plates for me.

Fuck me.

God, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

Soon. Soon I’ll start actually streaming. I already talk to myself while I play, might as well let strangers in on it.

@vexmlk I want the proof.

My music taste is better than yours & my playlist proves it.

@vexmlk ‘Tis a nice basement.

If you follow me, please understand that I am a full time content creator & sex worker. I am unhinged, weird, I cuss too much & I am horny on main. If anything I say makes you uncomfortable, I don't care. You live here now & you're trapped in my basement. 🖤