Sonia Arcieri

Person: I’ve never actually set foot in a gym Hotel gym design team: perfect, you’re hired

Me: there are too many things on my plate. I need to slow down and take rest. Also me: *adds two more commitments*

@KayAyDrew This tweet has influenced me to do the same ❤️

Miley really released that song for y’all right before Valentine’s Day 💐

Me, before: I just don’t photograph well Me, now: maybe that’s just my face

Gingerbread is the superior winter flavour

Explaining polyamory to your friends “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot”

Lord, grant me the energy level of someone who fights strangers on the internet

90% of life as an adult is just keeping things clean

Elf on the shelf creators: how can we make parenting more stressful ?

Looking at other people in photos: omgg they look great! 🤩 Looking at myself: why is my hand positioned that way?

Pandemic hits Jon Stewart gets Twitter Twitter on life support

Italian actors have 3 role choices: -boxers -mobsters -Mexicans

Fitness influencers about to be like get a case of water and drink 1 bottle a day for advent countdown to Christmas

Self care advice be like take 10 seconds for yourself and then go back to the soul crushing activity that started this mess

people who choose to continue wearing glasses instead of getting lasik or using contacts: tell me why (unless the issue is cost)

What does Starbucks have against gingerbread?

Good thing my tweets are all captured in my IG stories 😮‍💨

A dogs nose is like a fingerprint in that it can unlock your phone

@gepeto42 My feed is only verified Elon musks