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Sonia Arcieri

@SoniaArcieri

🎙Are these anything? a place to test jokes

Toronto, Canada Katılım Ocak 2014
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Person: I’ve never actually set foot in a gym Hotel gym design team: perfect, you’re hired
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Me: there are too many things on my plate. I need to slow down and take rest. Also me: *adds two more commitments*
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Miley really released that song for y’all right before Valentine’s Day 💐
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Me, before: I just don’t photograph well Me, now: maybe that’s just my face
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Gingerbread is the superior winter flavour
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Explaining polyamory to your friends “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot”
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Lord, grant me the energy level of someone who fights strangers on the internet
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90% of life as an adult is just keeping things clean
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Elf on the shelf creators: how can we make parenting more stressful ?
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Looking at other people in photos: omgg they look great! 🤩 Looking at myself: why is my hand positioned that way?
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Pandemic hits Jon Stewart gets Twitter Twitter on life support
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Italian actors have 3 role choices: -boxers -mobsters -Mexicans
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Fitness influencers about to be like get a case of water and drink 1 bottle a day for advent countdown to Christmas
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Self care advice be like take 10 seconds for yourself and then go back to the soul crushing activity that started this mess
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people who choose to continue wearing glasses instead of getting lasik or using contacts: tell me why (unless the issue is cost)
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What does Starbucks have against gingerbread?
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Good thing my tweets are all captured in my IG stories 😮‍💨
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A dogs nose is like a fingerprint in that it can unlock your phone
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