Darrin Walters

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@espn He can still run the ball with a broken throwing hand. Maybe put him in a running back?🤷‍♂️😂

Breaking: Oklahoma QB John Mateer will undergo surgery Wednesday to address a right-hand injury he sustained against Auburn, head coach Brent Venables announced. Venables said the expectation is that Mateer will return to action sometime this season.

@doctorfollowill @OU_MBBall Sooner!

I didn’t get to watch the first half of the @OU_MBBall game but I’m liking what I’m seeing in the second half. #Boomer

@ThatEricAlper Slick in Spots

What's a great name for a band that only plays at nudist resorts?

Department of Government Efficiency? Billionaires: Prepare to get richer. Senior Citizens: Prepare to get a job (or a second one.) Middle Class: Prepare for extinction. #doge #Dogecoin

@FrankLuntz Ummm … have you looked at the other guy?

On content, Harris is winning. Visually, she's hurting herself. #Debate2024

@beaujennings 💯

@krassenstein He looks horrible. Worse than usual, even. But I want some of what he’s smoking! 😂

Does Trump look frail to you at this Mar-a-lago Press Conference that's taking place right now? Is his right eye sagging or is it just me? He also seems to be rambling even more than he usually does and has repeated several lines. I think it's time we get these old men out of office. What do you all say?

@JDVance1 Keep dreaming, @JDVance1. You are riding the wrong coat tails. Best wishes in your post-political career.

If Joe Biden ends his reelection campaign, how can he justify remaining President? Not running for reelection would be a clear admission that President Trump was right all along about Biden not being mentally fit enough to serve as Commander-in-Chief. There is no middle ground.

@DavidLWalters Amen.

God Bless President Joe Biden

Hey @zachlanebryan, how about a shoutout to @OU_Softball for just winning their 4th straight National Championship? #wcws

@zachlanebryan Can’t wait, ZB! ❤️

16 songs and a poem! Proudest I’ve ever been of a piece of work.

@beaujennings @JasonIsbell Isbell is one of the most underrated and under acknowledged guitarists around. Discovered that when I saw him at the Criterion a few years ago. Going to tonight’s show! (Can’t wait to see Turnpike again too.)

@doctorfollowill and Boomer!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Hey, @SenMullin. Why didn’t you “stand your butt up” on Jan. 6? 🤔

@fifthquarterou 💯

Lebby needs to be let go, y’all can hate me if you want, but in no way shape or form should that have ever happened tonight, I’m a girl dad, it’s disgusting Briles was even in the state, much less the sideline

@jasonkersey 💯