ChicagoJoe

Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.

CHICAGO IS IN GREAT HANDS.

Feels like I’m flying off coffee and Coca Cola @machinegunkelly

Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Chicago Cubs are in agreement on a six-year, $115 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal starts in 2027 and does not include a club option, allowing Crow-Armstrong to hit free agency before his age-31 season.

Amazing.

@cody__cubs Bernie’s kills for post-game

Top five pregame spots in Wrigley before Cubs day games - Murphy’s Bleachers - Sluggers - Vine’s On Clark - Bernie’s - Brickhouse Tavern (There are really only two but if you forced me to choose five)

O’Hare travel update (Terminal 2): Precheck is still open and I got through immediately Regular security line was probably 30-40 people but it was moving along There was an ICE agent just chillin off to the side not doing anything

I don’t think I like The Pitt. Feels like the perfect show for the current ADHD generation that can’t keep focus on one topic for more than 15 seconds, but it’s just too much. How are you supposed to care about / keep track of 800 different storylines at once?

Orange soda is the fkn jam, man

@mattlindner @mattstegman The in-laws were there at about noon today. Got through normal security in 10-15min.

@mattstegman How was tsa today?

United club in terminal 7 - feels good out on the terrace

Gotta love a 71 degree Saturday in Chicago. I’ve walked to 7 different bars not a single table to sit at. It’s beautiful.

the day the oldie video came out was a glorious day to be on rap blogs

@Variety Go fuck yourself

@hannahcmontoya 3 drink 3 drink 3 drink

the most underrated movie of the 2010s

@Romy_Holland Scamming the elderly should come with the same punishment as murder. Nothing more evil and cowardly you could do.

my FIL has a friend in her mid 80s who has fallen victim to a con artist cleaning lady. this lady has managed to gain access to her credit cards and changed the old woman’s phone number so that nobody can get into the account using 2fa. she stole her car under the guise of getting it serviced. the old woman refuses to believe that the cleaning lady has done anything bad, despite the fact she was previously convicted of fraud. it’s been an absolute nightmare that my FIL is spending hours and hours making calls and visiting her home and the bank trying to fix. he’s also helping her with things like taxes, which she previously relied on her late husband for and is too old to figure out now. she has no children and it seems that without my FIL’s awareness and kindness, she’d likely be scammed out of everything she owns. it’s so sad to me. at a certain age people become helpless like children again. super scary how many people in that state have no family to help them, and that number’s only going up.

@Eric_Erins I’ve got a solo coworking office and do this frequently

I should allowed to lay on the floor in my office

And that’s baseball

@312SportsChi @dan_bernstein Why is this guy still on the air?

"I'm glad the WBC is over tonight." @dan_bernstein explains why👇

I think it’s unethical to use liquid IV or even ibuprofen when you’re hungover. I’m pro excessive drinking but you should have to pay the consequences of it later