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@BarstoolTenn Yeah, when he’s not hurt, getting burnt on D, missing layups, or getting 2 fouls in the first 3 minutes. But I guess you could call that a “problem” too, so you’re right.

I love JP, but man, these highlights make him look like prime shaq with a jumper😭

@tewmillyy @trav9783 @Assane__ndoye For what it’s worth, a lot of us are busting fellow white boy asses for shit like this now. Not cool, and we ain’t gone pretend like we didn’t hear it. Dude who posted this probably loves BBC and just says shit like this hoping his daddy and his maga friends don’t figure him out

@trav9783 @Assane__ndoye this comment scream yt

Seuls les vrais peuvent comprendre 🥲

Capitalism may have its flaws, but damn it’s fun to see the free market apply to “models” on onlyfans. We got some 6s who thought they were 9s finding out the hard way.

@Avatar218284922 Wake up, fellas. New fetish just dropped

Good evening friends, I wish you a lovely evening and thank you again for everything you do for me. 😍🇺🇸😍

Observation from closing time tonight- Desperation has never been flattering on anyone. Trying too hard is a turn-off. Ugly people get laid (and married) with irrational confidence all the time. Even if persistence gets you some, it will surely get you treated like shit after.

4.5 year update- still have the cat. Love its little soul, but it’s still a not very intelligent animal. Not just compared to humans. Even in comparison to other cats. Maybe even in comparison to a fish. This one is sweet, but real dim.

@Rainmaker1973 Laddie daddie dah…

Apparently, if you can see a hot air balloon, you're left-brained, and if you can see a jellyfish, you're right-brained. What do you see?

brb bout to tell your friend I love her

Reached a new low today. Called my cat a “fat cunt shit” and meant it.

Also, please keep telling your GFs how I’m such a naughty bad boy and the good D made it almost worth it... they all think they’re gonna come fix me now. See you in hell

It becomes slightly less easy to fuck your friends when you’ve made my good sheets look like candyland. But also, thanks for telling them how good I am in bed. They’re basically lining up for it now. Sorry bout your luck

Also, when you “squirt” bright orange and stain everything, we now know you’re still on meds cause of your last VD from 2 weeks ago. I can post pics of my mattress if y’all don’t think it happens. Quit pissing on my bed

You come to my house and “squirt” half a gallon on my bed, you’re sleeping on whichever side it is. IDGAF. Your piss, your problem.

While I’m at it- “squirters”- some of y’all are just pissing everywhere. Figure out which one you are. Pls tks

Strippers on social media: “I can’t believe you fellas show up and don’t tip. So rude. It costs money to see all this perfection” Also same Strippers on same accounts: Here’s sum free, full nudes of my busted ass body. My kids are starving. Please come throw pennies at me tonight

Do you ever go into the bathroom to do cocaine and do a fake flush, but then realize you actually have to pee?

Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world

Anytime someone judges or talks down to you, just remember that they don't have it figured out any more than you do.

Real talk. I'd suck Harvey Weinstein's dick in front of my grandma if it made me half as rich and famous as some of these complainers.

Inverted nipples creep me the fuck out.