I am sorry

I am

Whoa this is actually a first! I've won doubles (david.gif carried me), I won an online smash singles event, and I won a very small SF6 bracket offline, but this is my first ever offline smash singles win. Ammies don't count. Pog frog

I won ptarmicon (a convention in yellowknife NWT)! Got a controller as a prize. Played a very scary cloud, a second, scarier cloud, and a doc who had me screaming in fear. Lots of fun!

@HeaderCancelJab Good shit! I'm headed to a Yellowknife tournament today, wish me luck!

Also 5th/26 in singles unc still got it

🚨 SMASH LADDER NA — PRE-SEASON IS LIVE 🚨 Sat July 25 @ 6PM ET, queue opens. 🥊 Ranked ladder — auto-matchmaking 🎮 Free battle 🏆 Community tournaments 📈 Character leaderboards Sign in with Discord and jump in 👇 (link below) #SSBU #SmashBros

Got sunburnt in the fucking arctic are you kidding me

@QualityLearing2 @Acyn But, at least in my experience, it works very well! Waited about 2-3 hours for the appointment- that's annoying, I'll give you that- but OHIP will cover every basic drs visit and emergency room visit. Medical bills are a foreign concept and I get great care.

@QualityLearing2 @Acyn I had a rash on my hand. I urged the doctor that I did not see it as a problem and it cause next to no problems in my life but others encouraged me to get it checked out. Got a dermatologist appointment within a week. People fall through the cracks and it's far from perfect

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism? AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care. So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.

For real tho my parents invited me on vacation with them to yellowknife so of course I said yes. There happens to be a convention here on the weekend that will probably have smash bros so I'm going!

Update: they have kazuyas. (Not pictured)

Fuck Toronto smash I'm going to fucking Yellowknife. I hope they don't have kazuyas there.

I am the greatest computer technician that's ever lived

My statement on the United States administration’s intention to impose new tariffs on Canadian goods:

Hey by the way fuck every single Yankee fucker who doesn't strongly oppose the current administration

I learned how to do consistent electrics in Tekken 7 my one friend who plays Tekken is gonna hate me

@McBlaze2436 @Aquasition9 Boba Deez nuts

@Aquasition9 boba

HeyTea line was an hour long today #xiflismyfriend

@CryssyTV OOF that looks good

after 👁️👄👁️

@SiLLyDJ_ssb @Malkasaur Roy

@Malkasaur What is this

combo mode roy

POV: Meeting up with friends in Toronto on July 15, 2026

My workplace is cracking down on any unavailable time in a way that is almost certainly illegal and god I hope they do. Old workplaces both threatened to take my tips and had a manger threaten to- and I quote- beat the shit out of me. I am taking my anger out on my current place

@m0thergarfield I thought you were American, are you not allowed?

i should be allowed to own a firearm